1 00:00:28,789 --> 00:00:30,249 - Like this? 2 00:00:32,021 --> 00:00:33,151 (giggles) 3 00:00:33,145 --> 00:00:34,615 - No, you muppet. 4 00:00:39,056 --> 00:00:39,926 Like this. 5 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:06,412 (piano music) 6 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:09,675 - Like this? 7 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:25,471 - Yeah, that's better. 8 00:04:01,209 --> 00:04:02,219 - Good boy! 9 00:04:08,742 --> 00:04:10,582 - I gave Becky Tunstall a lesson today, Mum. 10 00:04:10,576 --> 00:04:12,586 - I know, I'm so pleased! 11 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,645 She's a lovely girl! 12 00:04:15,411 --> 00:04:16,281 - Can I ask her out? 13 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,180 - Not yet, not 'til I say so. 14 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,713 You and Becky Tunstall. 15 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:23,009 You make a lovely couple. 16 00:04:42,021 --> 00:04:43,321 Take it out the back, Colin. 17 00:04:43,321 --> 00:04:44,981 Put it away safe and sound. 18 00:04:46,432 --> 00:04:47,792 - I haven't finished. 19 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,467 - Do as your told, this minute! 20 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:02,305 (chuckling) 21 00:05:05,613 --> 00:05:07,173 - No, ow! 22 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:09,807 (scuffling) (grunting) 23 00:05:09,813 --> 00:05:11,293 Get off me, stop! 24 00:05:12,572 --> 00:05:15,472 - Stop that, Colin, stop it! 25 00:05:15,466 --> 00:05:17,406 (smack) (grunt) 26 00:05:17,411 --> 00:05:19,411 Do you want a good thrashing, do you? 27 00:05:19,413 --> 00:05:20,283 - No, Mum. 28 00:05:20,281 --> 00:05:22,621 - Then get on with your chores! 29 00:05:36,556 --> 00:05:39,246 (pig snorting) 30 00:06:28,939 --> 00:06:30,199 - This used to be the library, you know. 31 00:06:30,195 --> 00:06:33,285 'Til your father ripped out all the book cases. 32 00:06:33,289 --> 00:06:37,379 - Yes, Martin, I've heard that story more than once. 33 00:06:37,376 --> 00:06:40,056 - By the way, I noticed there's a loose tile 34 00:06:40,056 --> 00:06:42,886 up on the west gable there. 35 00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:46,240 Grandad always worried about that roof. 36 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:50,259 - Well, you can attend to it when you buy the house. 37 00:06:50,264 --> 00:06:52,024 If you buy the damn house. 38 00:06:54,852 --> 00:06:57,342 - I only need a couple more days. 39 00:06:57,340 --> 00:06:59,250 - Well, that's all you've got. 40 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:03,832 Or the asking price goes up, again. 41 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:04,880 - You know I'm going to have to get all the muck 42 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:05,753 off these beams. 43 00:07:05,751 --> 00:07:07,571 That's gonna be job number one. 44 00:07:07,573 --> 00:07:08,633 - Bully for you. 45 00:07:08,626 --> 00:07:10,516 Well I'm off to play golf. 46 00:07:10,524 --> 00:07:11,614 See yourself out. 47 00:07:13,756 --> 00:07:15,216 You know the way, don't you. 48 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:19,290 - Yeah, see you at the club, Will. 49 00:07:24,904 --> 00:07:26,474 Won't be long now. 50 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,502 - No. 51 00:07:44,495 --> 00:07:45,825 - I found it in the spare room. 52 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:46,840 - No. 53 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:48,811 - Oh come on, Tom! 54 00:07:48,812 --> 00:07:50,912 It was good fun when we used to play tennis. 55 00:07:50,913 --> 00:07:51,953 - No it was not. 56 00:07:51,951 --> 00:07:54,921 Rose-tinted spectacles there, Joyce. 57 00:07:54,922 --> 00:07:58,122 - I loved that club, don't know why we ever left. 58 00:07:58,123 --> 00:08:00,853 - Well, apart from the snobbery 59 00:08:00,845 --> 00:08:02,765 and the extortionate fees, there was also 60 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,864 the small matter of me arresting the treasurer 61 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,369 for murdering his mistress. 62 00:08:06,371 --> 00:08:08,321 - Details, details. 63 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,131 We've got to keep active, Tom. 64 00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:11,425 - Why? 65 00:08:11,428 --> 00:08:12,678 - What about walking? 66 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,700 - Muddy boots. 67 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:14,572 - Swimming? 68 00:08:14,570 --> 00:08:15,520 - Chlorine, disgusting. 69 00:08:16,715 --> 00:08:18,425 - How about golf? 70 00:08:18,425 --> 00:08:20,495 - Oh you must be joking. 71 00:08:20,498 --> 00:08:23,378 - (sighs) I give up. 72 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,478 - Good. 73 00:08:24,483 --> 00:08:26,483 Hey Joyce, what about those tennis shorts 74 00:08:26,475 --> 00:08:27,405 you used to wear? 75 00:08:28,323 --> 00:08:33,543 Have you still got them? 76 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:54,841 - Good morning, Captain. 77 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,485 - Morning, Captain. 78 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,912 - Bad luck, Mr. Milner. 79 00:09:10,905 --> 00:09:14,345 A quadruple bogey on Crisp's Folly, I hear. 80 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,266 I bet you used that driver, didn't you? 81 00:09:16,271 --> 00:09:18,351 You should keep it in the bag on Crisp's Folly, 82 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,860 Mr. Milner, stick to those irons. 83 00:09:44,035 --> 00:09:45,725 - Do you know what the time is, Kemp? 84 00:09:45,731 --> 00:09:47,781 - Do you mind? I'm trying to hole out. 85 00:09:49,109 --> 00:09:53,289 - Village members should be off the course by midday. 86 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:55,761 - I reckon your watch must be fast. 87 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,572 It's not even five to yet. 88 00:09:57,566 --> 00:09:58,426 - Don't worry, Mr. Kingslake. 89 00:09:58,434 --> 00:09:59,584 This is the last hole we're playing. 90 00:10:00,621 --> 00:10:02,791 - Well, make sure it is. 91 00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:04,910 Ruddy yokels, cluttering up the course! 92 00:10:04,906 --> 00:10:06,716 - Oh, come on, Kingslake. 93 00:10:07,681 --> 00:10:09,561 They're only here half a day a week. 94 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:16,980 - I don't like Kemp's manner. 95 00:10:16,981 --> 00:10:18,121 He's a trouble-maker. 96 00:10:19,156 --> 00:10:22,086 - He gives us a jolly good discount at that garage of his. 97 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:24,040 - I'd rather pay the full whack and not have 98 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,580 his ugly mug cluttering up the course. 99 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,634 - [Miles] Well, I prefer Kemp to that 100 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:29,200 jumped up beggar Claypole. 101 00:10:29,202 --> 00:10:31,132 - God yes, any day! 102 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,573 Your honour, Drinkwater. 103 00:10:40,327 --> 00:10:42,147 - [Jerry] Rumour has it that Claypole 104 00:10:42,152 --> 00:10:44,362 is angling for full membership. 105 00:10:45,301 --> 00:10:46,471 - Over my dead body. 106 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,874 - Still, not much chance of it with you three 107 00:10:50,869 --> 00:10:52,719 on the membership committee, eh? 108 00:10:52,722 --> 00:10:53,592 - You know the form, Jerry. 109 00:10:53,591 --> 00:10:56,721 Can't discuss membership matters outside the committee room. 110 00:10:56,719 --> 00:10:59,559 - Villagers, pain in the ruddy arse! 111 00:11:03,475 --> 00:11:05,675 Oh, put the thing out of its misery, 112 00:11:05,676 --> 00:11:07,626 Drinkwater, for pity's sake! 113 00:11:08,686 --> 00:11:11,886 (laughs) Sliced it. 114 00:11:14,806 --> 00:11:17,506 Ha ha, plugged in Old Glory! 115 00:11:19,377 --> 00:11:20,367 - Damn! 116 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:22,187 - Ally, you really should be quiet 117 00:11:22,192 --> 00:11:23,702 when someone's making his stroke. 118 00:11:23,704 --> 00:11:26,034 - Oh, don't be so wet. 119 00:11:26,029 --> 00:11:28,659 A tonne says you won't get out of there in one. 120 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:31,767 - 200 says I will. 121 00:11:33,602 --> 00:11:35,692 - Okay, how about three? 122 00:11:39,553 --> 00:11:43,353 - I tell you what, let's make it five. 123 00:11:43,349 --> 00:11:45,069 - For heaven's sake, you two. 124 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,625 - A demi-grand it is. 125 00:12:05,845 --> 00:12:09,495 Oh yes, route one, chaps! 126 00:12:16,163 --> 00:12:18,783 A tonne says I get up and down in two! 127 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:19,980 Any takers? 128 00:12:19,979 --> 00:12:21,789 - Not me, Ally. 129 00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:23,033 - Me neither. 130 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,864 - Oh you big girls' blouses! 131 00:12:33,215 --> 00:12:34,075 - Rebecca! 132 00:12:37,218 --> 00:12:38,778 Rebecca come here this minute! 133 00:12:39,785 --> 00:12:40,995 And you! 134 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,970 You go back to the Pro Shop now. 135 00:12:42,974 --> 00:12:43,844 - Yes, Sir. 136 00:12:48,429 --> 00:12:49,509 - What? 137 00:12:49,509 --> 00:12:52,009 - I pay for you to have lessons with the pro 138 00:12:52,011 --> 00:12:54,461 and not with the steward's son. 139 00:12:54,461 --> 00:12:56,031 - Clyde didn't turn up so-- 140 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,476 - I don't care. 141 00:12:57,475 --> 00:12:59,495 You are not to associate with that boy. 142 00:12:59,498 --> 00:13:00,768 Do you understand? 143 00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:02,080 - Associate? 144 00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,853 What do you mean, associate? 145 00:13:03,846 --> 00:13:06,126 - You know very well what I mean. 146 00:13:11,906 --> 00:13:14,376 Martin, you have got to do something 147 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,087 about Clyde Patchett! 148 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,507 - Come in, Will. 149 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,735 - I turn up today and find my daughter being taught 150 00:13:20,738 --> 00:13:24,008 by that ghastly Fountain boy! 151 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,152 - Actually, Darren isn't a bad little player. 152 00:13:26,149 --> 00:13:27,799 - He's not even the Assistant Pro. 153 00:13:27,797 --> 00:13:29,497 He's the damn steward's son. 154 00:13:30,696 --> 00:13:32,246 And where is Patchett anyway? 155 00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:33,119 - He'll be in later. 156 00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:34,468 He's got a touch of flu, I think. 157 00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:37,040 - Yeah, the kind you catch from a bottle! 158 00:13:37,035 --> 00:13:39,425 Now listen Martin, you're the Captain of this club. 159 00:13:39,434 --> 00:13:42,894 Either you do something about Patchett, or I will. 160 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,593 - [Miles] Ally, your ball's over here! 161 00:14:02,879 --> 00:14:04,969 - What's the matter, Kingslake? 162 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,069 Don't you trust me? 163 00:14:44,825 --> 00:14:46,285 For crying out loud! 164 00:14:46,288 --> 00:14:48,628 (grunting) 165 00:14:52,955 --> 00:14:54,915 - Mum says you're late. 166 00:14:54,915 --> 00:14:56,275 - All right. 167 00:14:56,281 --> 00:14:58,141 But she'll have to wait 'til tomorrow. 168 00:14:58,143 --> 00:14:59,313 - Hey! 169 00:14:59,305 --> 00:15:01,315 What the hell's going on? 170 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,887 - Out in one, Kingslake! 171 00:15:03,885 --> 00:15:05,255 You owe me 500! 172 00:15:05,258 --> 00:15:07,628 - That's impossible! 173 00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:09,413 - Are you accusing me of cheating? 174 00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:15,721 - He played it out fair and square, Mr. Kingslake. 175 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,358 - Oh yeah, what's it got to do with you? 176 00:15:20,362 --> 00:15:21,252 What are you doing on the course 177 00:15:21,252 --> 00:15:23,662 at this time of day, anyway? 178 00:15:23,663 --> 00:15:25,383 - Broken sprinkler on the eighth. 179 00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:29,430 - Well, in case you hadn't noticed, this is the 12th. 180 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,679 So shove off! 181 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:39,442 Course, you'll give me a chance to win my money back. 182 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,309 - Of course. 183 00:15:42,505 --> 00:15:45,085 - A grand on Crisp's Folly, then. 184 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,076 - A grand it is. 185 00:15:56,227 --> 00:15:57,997 - You all right, old chap? 186 00:16:01,263 --> 00:16:02,183 - Never better! 187 00:16:21,846 --> 00:16:22,716 - Oh, nice one. 188 00:16:32,071 --> 00:16:34,261 - Only a grand, Drinkwater, no pressure. 189 00:16:36,636 --> 00:16:37,936 - Let the man play, Ally. 190 00:16:45,328 --> 00:16:47,848 (snickering) 191 00:16:53,377 --> 00:16:54,367 - Oh nice one, Jer. 192 00:17:13,328 --> 00:17:15,228 - Yes well, don't count your chickens, Drinkwater. 193 00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:17,253 Anything can happen on Crisp's Folly. 194 00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:37,782 Ho, ho, ho, oh yes, route one! 195 00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:42,066 Gentlemen, I am on a roll. 196 00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:54,191 Well, where the hell is my ball? 197 00:17:54,188 --> 00:17:56,968 - Like you said Kingslake, anything can happen 198 00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,442 on Crisp's Folly. 199 00:17:58,443 --> 00:18:01,113 - Must have had a bad bounce, Ally! 200 00:18:01,112 --> 00:18:02,372 - No point looking for it, Ally. 201 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,894 Might as well go back to the tee. 202 00:18:03,892 --> 00:18:06,192 - Oh, but I hit it straight down the middle! 203 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,194 Ow! 204 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,105 Right. 205 00:19:00,896 --> 00:19:02,746 You want some? 206 00:19:02,748 --> 00:19:03,708 Eh, do you? 207 00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:08,824 Because I'm ready if you are. 208 00:19:11,424 --> 00:19:13,604 (thwack) 209 00:19:18,453 --> 00:19:20,803 (whacking) 210 00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:31,783 - Kingslake? 211 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,070 How the hell did that get there? 212 00:19:57,770 --> 00:19:59,270 I hope you're not going to say your ball 213 00:19:59,272 --> 00:20:01,522 was on the fairway all the time. 214 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:08,543 For God's sake, Kingslake, what are you doing? 215 00:20:25,887 --> 00:20:26,757 Ally? 216 00:20:30,409 --> 00:20:32,759 (rustling) 217 00:20:42,939 --> 00:20:45,199 (panting) 218 00:20:59,428 --> 00:21:01,548 (clattering) 219 00:21:01,548 --> 00:21:03,048 - You idiot, you trying to kill me? 220 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,914 - Sorry, Clyde. 221 00:21:04,907 --> 00:21:07,837 - I've got a bone to pick with you, Patchett. 222 00:21:07,836 --> 00:21:08,706 - Oh really? 223 00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:12,665 - About him, giving my daughter lessons instead of you. 224 00:21:12,668 --> 00:21:14,708 - Well, the thing is, you see, I must have 225 00:21:14,712 --> 00:21:16,542 picked up a spot of food poisoning. 226 00:21:18,382 --> 00:21:19,312 Now what? 227 00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:21,240 - Something terrible's happened. 228 00:21:28,845 --> 00:21:34,055 - Someone's, someone's, someone's-- 229 00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:35,540 - Someone's what, Ed? 230 00:21:39,518 --> 00:21:42,698 - Someone has killed Ally Kingslake. 231 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,864 - Multiple head wounds, Tom. 232 00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:56,446 Vicious stuff. 233 00:21:56,451 --> 00:21:58,221 - Done with that club? 234 00:21:58,220 --> 00:21:59,280 - Probably. 235 00:22:00,381 --> 00:22:02,121 Won't know for sure 'til I've got him on the slab. 236 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,195 Beaten to death with a one iron. 237 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,090 What a way to go. 238 00:22:09,475 --> 00:22:11,795 This hole's famous, you know. 239 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,030 I played it once, got a quadruple bogey. 240 00:22:14,031 --> 00:22:16,021 It's known as Crisp's Folly. 241 00:22:16,023 --> 00:22:17,223 - Crisp's what? 242 00:22:17,222 --> 00:22:18,312 - Folly. 243 00:22:18,307 --> 00:22:22,417 Chap called Crisp lost his house on a bet playing this hole. 244 00:22:22,415 --> 00:22:24,485 It's got a 90 degree dogleg, you see. 245 00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:26,260 You take a driver from the tee and you're liable 246 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,012 to end up in the jungle, but with an iron 247 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,614 you might not get a shot at the green. 248 00:22:30,611 --> 00:22:33,011 - Well that's absolutely fascinating George, 249 00:22:33,009 --> 00:22:34,479 but I don't speak golf. 250 00:22:36,123 --> 00:22:39,413 Where's Jones got to? 251 00:22:39,410 --> 00:22:43,150 (golfers chatting quietly) 252 00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:58,222 - Thank you, sir. 253 00:23:06,521 --> 00:23:07,481 - Time for golf, have we? 254 00:23:07,481 --> 00:23:12,691 - Ah sir, this is Martin Crisp, Club Captain, 255 00:23:13,216 --> 00:23:14,826 and Will Tunstall, President. 256 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:18,333 - Dreadful business, Chief Inspector. 257 00:23:18,325 --> 00:23:20,745 - Rest assured that we at Whiteoaks will do 258 00:23:20,754 --> 00:23:23,784 everything we can to assist with the investigation. 259 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,308 - I think you should know that we've had problems 260 00:23:25,312 --> 00:23:27,442 on this hole before. 261 00:23:27,437 --> 00:23:28,307 - Problems? 262 00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:29,886 - Vandalism, loutish behaviour. 263 00:23:29,889 --> 00:23:32,159 You see there's a a public footpath, 264 00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:34,532 goes across the fairway. 265 00:23:34,529 --> 00:23:35,619 It's a damn nuisance. 266 00:23:36,896 --> 00:23:38,176 - [Barnaby] What is that? 267 00:23:38,178 --> 00:23:39,048 - Periscope, Sir. 268 00:23:39,047 --> 00:23:41,087 So people using the footpath can check 269 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,367 if anyone's on the 13th tee. 270 00:23:43,371 --> 00:23:46,951 - Health and safety is always a priority at Whiteoaks. 271 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:47,817 - Mr. Crisp. 272 00:23:47,816 --> 00:23:49,726 Is that the Crisp of Crisp's Folly? 273 00:23:50,899 --> 00:23:52,479 - Yes, it was my grandfather. 274 00:23:52,484 --> 00:23:54,494 The black sheep of the family. 275 00:23:54,486 --> 00:23:57,996 - As you probably know, John Cotton is a member here, 276 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,470 so lines of communication will be first rate. 277 00:24:01,472 --> 00:24:02,342 - John Cotton? 278 00:24:03,537 --> 00:24:06,277 - Your Chief Superintendent, Inspector. 279 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:10,269 - Yes, well, thank you, gentlemen. 280 00:24:10,273 --> 00:24:11,933 That'll be all for now but we will need 281 00:24:11,931 --> 00:24:13,261 to talk to you again, of course. 282 00:24:13,255 --> 00:24:14,115 Thank you. 283 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,221 - Thanks. 284 00:24:17,301 --> 00:24:20,861 - Since when has Johnny Cotton been Chief Superintendent? 285 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:23,370 - Last week. 286 00:24:23,366 --> 00:24:24,846 You should read your emails. 287 00:24:29,876 --> 00:24:31,486 - Come on, my computer's broke. 288 00:24:36,305 --> 00:24:37,535 What's this? 289 00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:39,343 - Kingslake's ball, Sir. 290 00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:41,464 - Is it? 291 00:24:41,459 --> 00:24:42,659 Well if Kingslake's ball is here, 292 00:24:42,659 --> 00:24:44,459 what was he doing in there? 293 00:24:44,463 --> 00:24:45,893 - Well, hacking it out probably. 294 00:24:45,892 --> 00:24:47,442 Mind you, you'd need a miracle shot 295 00:24:47,435 --> 00:24:49,105 to get to here from in there. 296 00:24:51,355 --> 00:24:54,675 - So Kingslake disappears into the undergrowth 297 00:24:54,682 --> 00:24:56,992 and one of his mates goes looking for him, yeah? 298 00:24:56,990 --> 00:24:59,480 - Man called Drinkwater found the body. 299 00:24:59,478 --> 00:25:01,758 Says he saw someone fleeing the scene. 300 00:25:01,762 --> 00:25:02,632 - Anyone special? 301 00:25:02,630 --> 00:25:05,930 - No, just a flash of someone in a blue hoodie. 302 00:25:05,933 --> 00:25:07,133 - Ah, a hoodie. 303 00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:08,105 (chuckles) 304 00:25:08,112 --> 00:25:09,782 Well, that's perfect, isn't it, eh. 305 00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:13,930 Local thug attempts robbery, respectable citizen resists, 306 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:17,440 thug beats respectable citizen to death with his own clubs. 307 00:25:17,444 --> 00:25:18,514 How convenient is that? 308 00:25:18,508 --> 00:25:20,638 - Well maybe that's what happened, Sir. 309 00:25:20,635 --> 00:25:23,205 - Yeah, well I'm not holding my breath. 310 00:25:23,210 --> 00:25:25,240 Let's go talk to some of these golfers. 311 00:25:26,870 --> 00:25:32,080 - Never seen anything like it. 312 00:25:34,711 --> 00:25:35,891 Poor Ally. 313 00:25:35,890 --> 00:25:37,920 - I know this is a difficult time, but if you could 314 00:25:37,923 --> 00:25:40,483 give us a brief account of what happened, please. 315 00:25:41,687 --> 00:25:42,587 - Mr. Drinkwater? 316 00:25:45,264 --> 00:25:50,464 - Well, we were playing the 13th, Crisp's Folly, 317 00:25:50,456 --> 00:25:55,096 and Ally creamed it off the tee. 318 00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:56,366 - Absolutely mullered it. 319 00:25:56,368 --> 00:25:59,018 - But when we got onto the fairway, lo and behold, 320 00:25:59,022 --> 00:26:00,982 no sign of Ally's ball. 321 00:26:01,999 --> 00:26:05,449 - So Mr. Kingslake's ball must have gone into the-- 322 00:26:05,450 --> 00:26:06,320 - Rough. 323 00:26:06,319 --> 00:26:07,189 - Rough. 324 00:26:07,188 --> 00:26:09,768 - Well, on Crisp's Folly, you've got jungle 325 00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:11,757 either side of you. 326 00:26:11,759 --> 00:26:14,059 - There's not much point in looking for it. 327 00:26:14,063 --> 00:26:15,693 Might as well reload. 328 00:26:15,690 --> 00:26:16,560 - Reload? 329 00:26:16,558 --> 00:26:18,508 - Go back to the tee, play a new ball. 330 00:26:18,505 --> 00:26:22,035 - But Ally charged off into the trees. 331 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:22,980 - To look for his ball? 332 00:26:22,978 --> 00:26:26,778 - Well yes, suppose so. 333 00:26:26,784 --> 00:26:28,844 - And you went to help him. 334 00:26:28,838 --> 00:26:33,918 - Yes I, uh, I mean, no. 335 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,210 - Which, exactly? 336 00:26:37,211 --> 00:26:42,351 - Well no, because his ball was there, on the fairway. 337 00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:46,408 - But you just said there was no sign of it. 338 00:26:46,408 --> 00:26:51,618 - At first, yes, but then he-- 339 00:26:52,091 --> 00:26:54,911 - Then he obviously found it and played out. 340 00:26:59,004 --> 00:27:03,374 - So Mr. Kingslake's ball reappeared but he didn't. 341 00:27:04,301 --> 00:27:07,171 - Yes, that's right, so (clears throat) I-- 342 00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:09,898 - So you went in to see if he was all right, 343 00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:11,520 didn't you, Jer? 344 00:27:11,516 --> 00:27:12,866 - Yes, that's right. 345 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,915 I was a little concerned. 346 00:27:14,918 --> 00:27:17,388 There've been incidents in the past. 347 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:21,040 - Were these incidents reported to the police? 348 00:27:22,496 --> 00:27:23,636 - I'm really not sure. 349 00:27:24,832 --> 00:27:25,722 - No idea. 350 00:27:27,804 --> 00:27:30,524 - So Mr. Drinkwater, you went in to see 351 00:27:30,515 --> 00:27:32,385 if Mr. Kingslake was all right, and? 352 00:27:33,267 --> 00:27:38,477 - Yes, there he was, just lying there. 353 00:27:39,972 --> 00:27:42,192 I thought maybe he was ill or something, 354 00:27:43,888 --> 00:27:45,868 then I saw the blood and then, 355 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:51,413 and then I heard a noise in the wood 356 00:27:52,516 --> 00:27:56,836 and saw this this chap running away. 357 00:27:56,843 --> 00:28:02,013 - But you can't describe this chap, Mr. Drinkwater? 358 00:28:02,010 --> 00:28:03,570 - Not really. 359 00:28:03,568 --> 00:28:05,328 I didn't see his face or anything, 360 00:28:05,331 --> 00:28:08,171 he was wearing one of those hooded things. 361 00:28:09,095 --> 00:28:11,955 Bright blue, ghastly colour. 362 00:28:11,962 --> 00:28:14,662 - And until you played the 13th, it had been a game 363 00:28:14,663 --> 00:28:16,083 much like any other. 364 00:28:16,081 --> 00:28:18,741 Nothing untoward, nothing unusual? 365 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,930 - No, nothing at all. 366 00:28:20,930 --> 00:28:22,020 All perfectly normal. 367 00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:25,074 - I... 368 00:28:26,508 --> 00:28:27,378 - Mr. Tully? 369 00:28:29,148 --> 00:28:30,018 - Nothing. 370 00:28:31,977 --> 00:28:35,727 - Um, Ally did have words with some village members, 371 00:28:35,726 --> 00:28:36,946 near the 12th tee. 372 00:28:38,729 --> 00:28:39,599 - Village members? 373 00:28:39,597 --> 00:28:40,817 - Local residents are allowed to play 374 00:28:40,824 --> 00:28:42,864 between eight and 12 on Wednesday mornings, Sir. 375 00:28:42,858 --> 00:28:43,728 - Thank you. 376 00:28:43,726 --> 00:28:46,036 Words, what kind of words? 377 00:28:46,038 --> 00:28:47,478 - It was nearly midday. 378 00:28:48,547 --> 00:28:51,147 Ally thought it was time they were off the course. 379 00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:54,830 - Would you mind if we rang for a refill, Inspector? 380 00:28:54,828 --> 00:28:55,868 - No, please. 381 00:28:59,434 --> 00:29:02,264 (bell rings) 382 00:29:02,263 --> 00:29:04,153 - Large ones please, Mrs. Fountain. 383 00:29:04,150 --> 00:29:05,610 - Right away, Mr. Monkberry. 384 00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:17,746 - He was a lovely man, was Mr. Kingslake, a lovely man. 385 00:29:17,747 --> 00:29:19,697 - I'm sure he was, Mrs.? 386 00:29:19,697 --> 00:29:22,607 - Fountain, Eileen Fountain. 387 00:29:22,606 --> 00:29:24,326 - Mrs. Fountain's the steward here. 388 00:29:24,326 --> 00:29:25,836 - I've been working here 30 years 389 00:29:25,838 --> 00:29:27,118 and we've never had anything like this, never. 390 00:29:27,124 --> 00:29:29,394 - All right, Mrs. Fountain, that'll do. 391 00:29:34,034 --> 00:29:36,864 - We're going to have to talk to these village members. 392 00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:40,750 - Yeah, Mr. Kemp and Mr. Claypole. 393 00:29:40,749 --> 00:29:43,319 - You won't be able to talk to them in here, Inspector. 394 00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:44,294 - Mm-hmm. 395 00:29:44,294 --> 00:29:46,704 - Village members are not allowed in the clubhouse, Sir. 396 00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:48,633 - You'll find them in the cooler. 397 00:29:48,632 --> 00:29:50,072 - The cooler? 398 00:29:50,071 --> 00:29:51,911 - The shed behind the carpark, Sir. 399 00:29:51,906 --> 00:29:54,356 For the use of village members. 400 00:29:54,356 --> 00:29:57,516 - We'll be taking written statements from all of you, 401 00:29:57,516 --> 00:29:59,266 but if you do remember anything 402 00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:03,464 don't hesitate to call me. 403 00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:19,838 - There's something that lot aren't telling us. 404 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,570 - I agree, Sir. 405 00:30:21,571 --> 00:30:23,951 - Get Forensics to check their golf clubs. 406 00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:24,818 All of them. 407 00:30:24,817 --> 00:30:25,687 - Yes, Sir. 408 00:30:32,769 --> 00:30:34,819 (grunting) - Oh, Jones, there seems to be 409 00:30:34,817 --> 00:30:36,767 an assault taking place. 410 00:30:38,242 --> 00:30:39,602 - They're brothers, believe it or not. 411 00:30:39,598 --> 00:30:40,468 - Are they? 412 00:30:40,467 --> 00:30:41,647 - Mrs. Fountain's boys. 413 00:30:41,654 --> 00:30:42,984 The steward we met? 414 00:30:42,978 --> 00:30:46,598 One's the greenkeeper, the other works in the Pro Shop. 415 00:30:46,596 --> 00:30:47,716 You want to interview them now? 416 00:30:47,722 --> 00:30:50,872 - No, I'll save that pleasure for later. 417 00:30:50,871 --> 00:30:52,221 Where's this cooler? 418 00:30:52,216 --> 00:30:57,426 - It's round there. 419 00:30:59,981 --> 00:31:02,031 - It's a very sad day. 420 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,730 Alistair Kingslake did a lot for this club. 421 00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:08,591 He'll be sorely missed. 422 00:31:08,587 --> 00:31:10,357 - Not by me, he won't. 423 00:31:10,359 --> 00:31:12,229 - Steady on, Archie. 424 00:31:12,226 --> 00:31:14,966 - Inspector Barnaby wants the truth, not the spin. 425 00:31:14,968 --> 00:31:15,998 - Indeed I do. 426 00:31:15,997 --> 00:31:19,627 - And the truth is, he was the rudest man I ever met. 427 00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:23,140 You stick Ally Kingslake in a room on his own, 428 00:31:23,143 --> 00:31:25,243 he'd start a fight with himself. 429 00:31:26,532 --> 00:31:29,882 - When you met him on the course gentlemen, what happened? 430 00:31:36,083 --> 00:31:40,543 - We was on the 16th green, next to the 12th tee. 431 00:31:40,535 --> 00:31:42,565 It was coming up to midday and Kingslake 432 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:45,369 reckoned we should be off the course. 433 00:31:45,374 --> 00:31:47,624 I sell them cheap petrol. 434 00:31:47,615 --> 00:31:50,045 Harry here does building work at cost price. 435 00:31:50,045 --> 00:31:53,295 And all for one round of golf a week? 436 00:31:53,298 --> 00:31:55,808 He's forever trying to chuck us off. 437 00:31:55,811 --> 00:31:57,531 - Was. 438 00:31:57,532 --> 00:32:00,232 He's a stickler for the rules, that's all. 439 00:32:00,234 --> 00:32:01,684 And quite right, too. 440 00:32:01,682 --> 00:32:05,022 That's what golf's all about, sticking to the rules. 441 00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:08,079 - Where were you this afternoon? 442 00:32:09,374 --> 00:32:11,554 - Giving Becky Tunstall a lesson. 443 00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:12,550 (snickering) 444 00:32:12,547 --> 00:32:14,387 - What kind of lesson, Sir? 445 00:32:14,392 --> 00:32:16,552 - Good question, that. 446 00:32:16,551 --> 00:32:17,771 - Careful, Kemp. 447 00:32:17,765 --> 00:32:18,625 - Or what? 448 00:32:19,727 --> 00:32:21,757 You'll set your big brother on me? 449 00:32:21,756 --> 00:32:22,616 - Steady on, lads. 450 00:32:22,624 --> 00:32:24,534 What'll Inspector Barnaby think? 451 00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:26,427 - What kind of lesson? 452 00:32:26,425 --> 00:32:27,865 - Golf, of course. 453 00:32:29,612 --> 00:32:31,612 - So you're a professional, yeah? 454 00:32:31,612 --> 00:32:35,432 - (chuckles) He works the Pro Shop three days a week. 455 00:32:35,434 --> 00:32:36,754 - And I do some coaching. 456 00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:39,108 - Only when Clyde Patchett's under the weather, 457 00:32:39,105 --> 00:32:41,565 which is most days. 458 00:32:42,858 --> 00:32:45,048 - Did you play Crisp's Folly this morning? 459 00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:46,378 - Yeah, about half 10. 460 00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:51,148 - There have been incidents, have there not, 461 00:32:51,148 --> 00:32:53,598 at Crisp's Folly in the past? 462 00:32:56,737 --> 00:32:58,237 - Incidents? 463 00:32:58,238 --> 00:33:01,558 - Yeah, um, confrontations with local hooligans, 464 00:33:01,564 --> 00:33:02,704 that sort of thing. 465 00:33:02,701 --> 00:33:06,161 - Only incidents on Crisp's Folly are golfing incidents. 466 00:33:06,163 --> 00:33:07,603 It's a beast of a hole. 467 00:33:24,117 --> 00:33:26,047 - Ever get the feeling you're not wanted? 468 00:33:26,049 --> 00:33:27,749 - Oh, you're imagining things. 469 00:33:27,752 --> 00:33:30,272 (horn beeps) 470 00:33:43,294 --> 00:33:45,074 - We need to talk. 471 00:33:45,074 --> 00:33:45,944 Follow me. 472 00:34:03,861 --> 00:34:05,301 - [Jones] 500 quid? 473 00:34:06,244 --> 00:34:09,354 - And you didn't hear it from me, all right? 474 00:34:09,351 --> 00:34:12,091 - So Alistair Kingslake bet Jerry Drinkwater 475 00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:15,813 that he couldn't get out of this bunker in one stroke. 476 00:34:15,805 --> 00:34:17,305 - That's right. 477 00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:18,177 And... 478 00:34:19,528 --> 00:34:21,068 - And and what, Mr. Tully? 479 00:34:22,812 --> 00:34:24,402 - Well, Jerry jumped into the bunker 480 00:34:24,397 --> 00:34:27,347 and the next thing we knew, his ball was 481 00:34:27,348 --> 00:34:29,798 out of the sand and right on the green. 482 00:34:30,945 --> 00:34:34,805 It was a pretty miraculous shot, to be quite honest. 483 00:34:35,721 --> 00:34:37,091 Ally certainly thought so. 484 00:34:37,087 --> 00:34:41,897 They, there was a brief discussion, shall we say. 485 00:34:41,904 --> 00:34:44,154 - Did Mr. Kingslake accuse him of cheating? 486 00:34:45,564 --> 00:34:48,174 - Well, he came pretty close, I can tell you. 487 00:34:48,171 --> 00:34:50,231 Then Colin Fountain popped up and said 488 00:34:50,225 --> 00:34:53,185 he saw Jerry play out fair and square. 489 00:34:53,186 --> 00:34:54,686 So that was that. 490 00:34:54,688 --> 00:34:56,498 - The greenkeeper? 491 00:34:56,502 --> 00:34:58,842 - Yes, he was lurking about. 492 00:34:58,838 --> 00:35:01,998 Anyway, the whole thing seemed to upset Jerry no end. 493 00:35:02,946 --> 00:35:07,916 Then he bet Ally 1,000 pounds on Crisp's Folly. 494 00:35:07,918 --> 00:35:08,898 - What? 495 00:35:08,895 --> 00:35:10,945 - 1,000 pounds? 496 00:35:10,954 --> 00:35:14,024 - Look, a certain amount of gambling goes on at Whiteoaks. 497 00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:15,540 Always has done. 498 00:35:15,542 --> 00:35:16,982 No doubt Ally Kingslake can afford to lose 499 00:35:16,981 --> 00:35:19,011 a grand here and there but I can't. 500 00:35:19,014 --> 00:35:20,184 What about Jerry Drinkwater? 501 00:35:20,182 --> 00:35:21,632 Can he afford it? 502 00:35:21,632 --> 00:35:22,892 - I really couldn't say. 503 00:35:28,732 --> 00:35:33,952 - So, Mr. Tully, we have Kingslake and Drinkwater 504 00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:39,531 playing Crisp's Folly for the 1,000 pounds. 505 00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:42,778 Kingslake clouts his ball into the wood. 506 00:35:42,778 --> 00:35:46,758 He goes in after it, and suddenly out it pops. 507 00:35:47,741 --> 00:35:48,611 - So it would seem. 508 00:35:48,610 --> 00:35:50,470 - Another miraculous shot. 509 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:53,707 - I suppose so, yes. 510 00:35:54,925 --> 00:35:57,885 - Mr. Tully, do you think that Kingslake cheated? 511 00:36:00,114 --> 00:36:01,874 - Play the ball as it lies. 512 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:03,590 Play the course as you find it, 513 00:36:03,590 --> 00:36:05,110 and if you can't do either-- 514 00:36:05,113 --> 00:36:06,543 - Do what is fair. 515 00:36:08,387 --> 00:36:09,257 - Exactly. 516 00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:12,620 That's the spirit of golf. 517 00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:15,590 And very much the spirit of Whiteoaks, I'd like to think. 518 00:36:16,947 --> 00:36:20,357 - Mr. Tully, you haven't answered my question. 519 00:36:22,672 --> 00:36:26,252 - If you really want to know a man, Inspector, 520 00:36:26,248 --> 00:36:27,238 play golf with him. 521 00:36:28,918 --> 00:36:31,928 Ally had a temper, it's true, and his social skills 522 00:36:31,931 --> 00:36:34,101 may have been a little lacking, particularly when 523 00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:35,880 dealing with people he regarded as his, 524 00:36:35,883 --> 00:36:39,423 how shall I put it, social inferiors. 525 00:36:39,418 --> 00:36:42,128 But he was a man of complete integrity. 526 00:36:47,916 --> 00:36:48,776 - So there. 527 00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:52,050 Right, what have we got? 528 00:36:52,045 --> 00:36:53,885 - An argument over a bet? 529 00:36:53,890 --> 00:36:56,760 - Yeah, Jerry Drinkwater cheats his way out of a bunker 530 00:36:56,758 --> 00:36:58,818 on the 12th hole, they double the bet, 531 00:36:58,822 --> 00:37:01,892 Kingslake gets his own back by cheating on the 13th. 532 00:37:01,888 --> 00:37:04,628 Drinkwater confronts him in the wood, they fight, 533 00:37:04,630 --> 00:37:07,360 and Drinkwater beats Kingslake to death, 534 00:37:07,362 --> 00:37:11,392 and then makes up a story about someone in a blue tracksuit. 535 00:37:11,389 --> 00:37:13,149 - Both of them cheated? 536 00:37:13,145 --> 00:37:14,725 It seems unlikely. 537 00:37:14,734 --> 00:37:17,934 - What, golf being the last bastion of fair play? 538 00:37:17,925 --> 00:37:19,125 - Something like that, yeah. 539 00:37:19,134 --> 00:37:20,874 - Yeah well, whatever, 540 00:37:22,638 --> 00:37:24,708 Drinkwater's still got a lot of explaining to do. 541 00:37:24,713 --> 00:37:27,973 Eh look, we need a map of the golf course. 542 00:37:27,966 --> 00:37:29,376 Yeah, and I need to know where that footpath 543 00:37:29,384 --> 00:37:30,574 goes to in both directions. 544 00:37:30,573 --> 00:37:32,363 Where the road is, and so on. 545 00:37:32,362 --> 00:37:35,182 And Jones, can you get hold of the local news media? 546 00:37:35,182 --> 00:37:36,432 This has got to be worth an appeal, hasn't it? 547 00:37:36,433 --> 00:37:39,343 You know, someone somewhere must know something. 548 00:37:39,342 --> 00:37:40,762 You know the form. 549 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,810 And those incidents on the 13th hole. 550 00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:47,956 See if they were ever reported, yeah. 551 00:37:47,964 --> 00:37:49,564 - Anything else? 552 00:37:49,561 --> 00:37:52,601 - Well, if all that's a bit too much for you, Jones, 553 00:37:52,595 --> 00:37:54,885 you could always call on the widow yourself. 554 00:37:55,859 --> 00:37:56,729 - No thanks. 555 00:37:59,692 --> 00:38:01,252 - Are you familiar with the expression 556 00:38:01,250 --> 00:38:03,280 golf widow, Inspector? 557 00:38:03,283 --> 00:38:05,493 - Er yes, well no. 558 00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:06,505 I have heard it used. 559 00:38:06,512 --> 00:38:09,822 - He played golf every day, rain or shine. 560 00:38:10,759 --> 00:38:12,269 Then there were the committee meetings, 561 00:38:12,268 --> 00:38:14,188 and the bar afterwards, of course. 562 00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:17,707 So I'm used to being alone, you see. 563 00:38:17,714 --> 00:38:19,994 I've had lots of practise. 564 00:38:19,987 --> 00:38:22,597 - May I ask, your, your late husband 565 00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:27,794 and Jerry Drinkwater, were they very good friends? 566 00:38:29,747 --> 00:38:34,287 - Well, Ally enjoyed bullying him, 567 00:38:34,293 --> 00:38:35,683 and Jerry put up with it. 568 00:38:36,576 --> 00:38:39,716 Maybe that passes for friendship in male circles. 569 00:38:39,715 --> 00:38:42,245 - What about Miles Tully and Ed Monkberry? 570 00:38:43,677 --> 00:38:45,397 - Actually, he's seen more of those two 571 00:38:45,398 --> 00:38:47,458 in the last couple of months. 572 00:38:47,462 --> 00:38:49,292 The three of them would spend hours out there 573 00:38:49,287 --> 00:38:51,727 on the putting green, banging on about 574 00:38:51,727 --> 00:38:53,357 some crisis at the Club. 575 00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:54,694 - Crisis, what crisis? 576 00:38:54,688 --> 00:38:56,288 - How would I know? 577 00:38:56,294 --> 00:38:58,554 Golf chatter was banned in my presence. 578 00:39:08,968 --> 00:39:11,938 (phone beeps) 579 00:39:11,935 --> 00:39:12,935 - Barnaby. 580 00:39:12,938 --> 00:39:14,528 - [Jones] Where are you, Sir? 581 00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:17,136 - I'm outside Martin Crisp's house. 582 00:39:17,138 --> 00:39:20,268 - Chief Superintendent Cotton's been trying to reach you. 583 00:39:20,265 --> 00:39:21,225 - What? 584 00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:23,173 - [Jones] Well I gave him your mobile number. 585 00:39:23,171 --> 00:39:25,251 - Oh, thank you, Jones. 586 00:39:25,254 --> 00:39:27,754 Have you got a map yet? 587 00:39:27,748 --> 00:39:29,948 - Um, not yet, Sir. 588 00:39:29,948 --> 00:39:31,498 - Well, get on with it. 589 00:39:31,497 --> 00:39:33,147 - [Jones] Yes, Sir. 590 00:39:35,931 --> 00:39:38,621 (phone beeps) 591 00:39:40,830 --> 00:39:42,830 - Chief Superintendent. 592 00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:48,969 - That was our last summer at Pellings. 593 00:39:48,972 --> 00:39:51,492 My grandfather had already lost all his money. 594 00:39:51,489 --> 00:39:54,649 House went in the next month or so. 595 00:39:55,530 --> 00:39:56,520 Right, look at him. 596 00:39:57,563 --> 00:39:58,993 Not a care in the world. 597 00:40:00,348 --> 00:40:03,298 - Your father doesn't look too happy, does he? 598 00:40:03,299 --> 00:40:06,129 - Well, he knew which way the wind was blowing. 599 00:40:07,459 --> 00:40:08,759 My poor, dear father. 600 00:40:10,212 --> 00:40:13,652 Worked himself into an early grave, paying off the debts. 601 00:40:13,653 --> 00:40:15,403 He saw it as his duty. 602 00:40:16,624 --> 00:40:17,494 Duty. 603 00:40:18,668 --> 00:40:21,348 Not a word you hear bandied about much now, is it? 604 00:40:21,348 --> 00:40:22,908 - No Sir, you don't. 605 00:40:22,912 --> 00:40:27,232 - My duty, as I see it, is to reclaim Pellings 606 00:40:27,229 --> 00:40:31,049 for my children, and their children. 607 00:40:31,045 --> 00:40:32,695 - Reclaim, eh? 608 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,340 - Buy it back, Inspector. 609 00:40:35,445 --> 00:40:38,475 Of course, it's worth a fortune now 610 00:40:40,618 --> 00:40:41,948 but we're nearly there. 611 00:40:41,945 --> 00:40:45,215 With a bit of luck we'll be back in the family home 612 00:40:45,216 --> 00:40:46,726 by the end of the next month. 613 00:40:48,062 --> 00:40:51,412 - Actually, Mr. Crisp, it was gambling at the Club 614 00:40:51,409 --> 00:40:53,579 I came here to talk to you about. 615 00:40:54,662 --> 00:40:57,462 - Well, it goes on. 616 00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:59,557 I've tried to introduce some sort of rule, 617 00:40:59,563 --> 00:41:01,893 but there's always stiff opposition. 618 00:41:01,888 --> 00:41:05,238 The view is, it's a private matter between members, 619 00:41:05,236 --> 00:41:08,536 and if it doesn't impinge on other members then-- 620 00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:11,701 - If Alistair Kingslake was killed because of a bet, 621 00:41:13,139 --> 00:41:15,859 would that qualify as impinging? 622 00:41:19,156 --> 00:41:24,366 - Are you saying that Jerry Drinkwater killed Ally? 623 00:41:24,630 --> 00:41:28,290 - Oh well Sir, I have to consider all the possibilities. 624 00:41:32,064 --> 00:41:36,214 - I played golf a couple of times with Janet Painter. 625 00:41:36,214 --> 00:41:38,114 It's years ago, remember? 626 00:41:38,112 --> 00:41:39,732 - No, I don't. 627 00:41:39,728 --> 00:41:41,738 - It was quite a good laugh. 628 00:41:41,741 --> 00:41:44,001 We even had a lesson with the pro. 629 00:41:45,015 --> 00:41:47,225 He said I had natural swing. 630 00:41:47,225 --> 00:41:48,155 - A natural what? 631 00:41:48,164 --> 00:41:49,614 - Swing. 632 00:41:49,613 --> 00:41:52,793 (Barnaby chuckles) 633 00:41:52,794 --> 00:41:54,274 Oh, wait a minute, did you say 634 00:41:54,274 --> 00:41:55,804 it's called the Whiteoaks? 635 00:41:55,797 --> 00:41:56,667 - I did. 636 00:41:56,665 --> 00:41:59,545 - Well that's the club that Derek and Janet joined. 637 00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:01,670 Took them ages to get in. 638 00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:03,827 They were pleased as punch. 639 00:42:03,825 --> 00:42:07,995 They had to eat a 12-course dinner as a kind of test. 640 00:42:07,996 --> 00:42:09,756 You know, eat your soup with your 641 00:42:09,758 --> 00:42:11,588 pudding spoon, you're out. 642 00:42:11,594 --> 00:42:13,624 - So the Painters are members 643 00:42:13,616 --> 00:42:14,666 at the Whiteoaks Club, are they? 644 00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:15,780 - Well, they were. 645 00:42:15,775 --> 00:42:18,345 It was all Janet talked about for a while 646 00:42:18,350 --> 00:42:21,570 and then Derek had some work problems, I think, 647 00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:23,182 and they packed it in. 648 00:42:23,178 --> 00:42:24,508 They play badminton now. 649 00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:28,073 (gasps) Badminton, Tom! 650 00:42:28,067 --> 00:42:30,917 - No, no, no, Joyce. 651 00:42:30,915 --> 00:42:33,715 - [George] Yes, I'd say he was hit 6 or 7 times. 652 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,950 - And the blows are consistent with a golf club? 653 00:42:36,947 --> 00:42:38,757 - Yes, but... 654 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,400 - Yes but what, George? 655 00:42:40,404 --> 00:42:42,204 - Well, the blows all landed in pretty much 656 00:42:42,197 --> 00:42:43,067 the same place. 657 00:42:43,066 --> 00:42:44,226 Good grouping, in fact. 658 00:42:44,230 --> 00:42:45,770 - So the killer had a good eye. 659 00:42:45,774 --> 00:42:48,104 - Yes, good hand-eye coordination. 660 00:42:48,101 --> 00:42:49,431 (phone rings) Anyway, it made it damn 661 00:42:49,434 --> 00:42:51,804 difficult separating one wound from another. 662 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,650 But there's one that's slightly off target. 663 00:42:53,651 --> 00:42:54,521 - [Jones] Hello? 664 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,550 - And the angle's different. 665 00:42:56,545 --> 00:42:57,425 - Sir? 666 00:42:57,427 --> 00:42:58,297 - What? 667 00:42:58,296 --> 00:42:59,196 - It's Chief Superintendent Cotton. 668 00:42:59,204 --> 00:43:00,074 - Oh, not now. 669 00:43:02,092 --> 00:43:03,552 - He's in a meeting. 670 00:43:03,552 --> 00:43:06,302 - Maybe that was the first hit. 671 00:43:06,298 --> 00:43:07,168 - [Jones] Yes, Sir. 672 00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:08,037 - He was on his feet at the time 673 00:43:08,035 --> 00:43:09,335 and that would explain the difference in the angle. 674 00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:11,429 - Hm, could be. 675 00:43:11,426 --> 00:43:12,766 But there's something bothering me, Tom, 676 00:43:12,769 --> 00:43:14,369 and I need a bit more time. 677 00:43:14,365 --> 00:43:16,825 - Yeah well there's something bothering me too, George. 678 00:43:16,825 --> 00:43:19,465 If you'd hit a ball into that wood, 679 00:43:19,474 --> 00:43:21,694 would you use a one iron to get out of it? 680 00:43:21,685 --> 00:43:23,335 - Now you come to mention it, no. 681 00:43:23,342 --> 00:43:25,762 - No, you use a one iron off the tee or the fairway. 682 00:43:25,762 --> 00:43:27,082 - Yeah, if at all. 683 00:43:27,075 --> 00:43:29,535 There's an old saying, "If there's lightning about, 684 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:31,250 "hold up a one iron. 685 00:43:31,253 --> 00:43:34,293 "Even God can't hit a one iron." 686 00:43:34,293 --> 00:43:37,453 (laughing) 687 00:43:37,445 --> 00:43:38,655 - What's this? 688 00:43:39,883 --> 00:43:42,753 - Oh well I'm not sure, but it wasn't from a golf club. 689 00:43:44,405 --> 00:43:45,875 - When he fell, maybe? 690 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:48,725 - No, bruising's too small, too symmetrical. 691 00:43:48,732 --> 00:43:51,672 - A punch, during the struggle? 692 00:43:51,673 --> 00:43:52,903 - No, it wasn't a fist. 693 00:43:52,903 --> 00:43:56,273 But whatever it was, it was sustained before the attack. 694 00:43:57,178 --> 00:43:58,428 - Right, thank you, George. 695 00:43:58,426 --> 00:44:00,076 Thanks very much. 696 00:44:00,084 --> 00:44:03,654 Oh, anything from forensics about their golf clubs? 697 00:44:03,654 --> 00:44:04,664 - Not yet, Sir. 698 00:44:04,662 --> 00:44:06,562 But I've got a map. 699 00:44:06,559 --> 00:44:07,819 - Have you, excellent. 700 00:44:07,824 --> 00:44:10,024 Stick a few pins in it, that'll look good. 701 00:44:12,122 --> 00:44:14,822 (phone chimes) 702 00:44:25,133 --> 00:44:26,023 - Hello? 703 00:44:26,024 --> 00:44:26,924 - Mr. Monkberry? 704 00:44:26,924 --> 00:44:29,364 It's Detective Sergeant Jones. 705 00:44:29,356 --> 00:44:31,226 It's about your statement. 706 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:33,243 When would be a good time to meet? 707 00:44:33,235 --> 00:44:38,445 - Oh, um, no, I'm a bit, um, um. 708 00:44:40,930 --> 00:44:42,370 - Mr. Monkberry, is everything okay? 709 00:44:42,369 --> 00:44:43,669 - Yeah, yes, oh yes. 710 00:44:45,497 --> 00:44:48,857 Well, I'm not quite sure, to be honest. 711 00:44:48,855 --> 00:44:51,375 I just had rather an odd phone call. 712 00:44:51,378 --> 00:44:52,918 - What sort of phone call? 713 00:44:52,921 --> 00:44:56,111 - Oh look, it's probably nothing. 714 00:44:56,112 --> 00:44:56,992 - [Jones] Where are you? 715 00:44:56,988 --> 00:44:57,858 I could meet you. 716 00:44:57,857 --> 00:45:00,227 - I'm in Leveretts Lane, near the club. 717 00:45:01,624 --> 00:45:04,494 - Leveretts Lane, Leveretts Lane. 718 00:45:10,487 --> 00:45:12,057 - What are you doing here? 719 00:45:12,061 --> 00:45:13,631 Did you get a phone call, too? 720 00:45:15,517 --> 00:45:17,027 - Yeah, I'll meet you there. 721 00:45:19,208 --> 00:45:20,078 Hello? 722 00:45:33,561 --> 00:45:38,781 (horn blaring) (tyres screeching) 723 00:45:40,250 --> 00:45:45,460 - Getcha! (engine roaring) 724 00:46:06,808 --> 00:46:09,288 - How many times do I have to tell you, Darren? 725 00:46:09,290 --> 00:46:11,990 Solids to the left, liquids to the right. 726 00:46:11,990 --> 00:46:13,580 - Sorry, Mum. 727 00:46:13,575 --> 00:46:15,655 - Liquids on the right. 728 00:46:15,658 --> 00:46:16,528 (slap) 729 00:46:16,527 --> 00:46:19,097 - And we don't need to hear from you, thank you very much. 730 00:46:19,102 --> 00:46:22,222 Clyde dear, how nice to see you. 731 00:46:22,219 --> 00:46:23,339 - I bet it is. 732 00:46:23,335 --> 00:46:24,995 - Have you got something for me? 733 00:46:43,595 --> 00:46:46,625 And when's Darren's next lesson with Becky Tunstall? 734 00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:49,169 - Ah well, uh, we need to talk about that. 735 00:46:51,388 --> 00:46:52,258 - What do you mean? 736 00:46:52,260 --> 00:46:53,750 - Will Tunstall's put his foot down. 737 00:46:53,747 --> 00:46:56,637 He doesn't want Darren teaching Becky anymore. 738 00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:58,369 - But we had an agreement. 739 00:46:58,370 --> 00:47:00,220 - What can I do? 740 00:47:00,216 --> 00:47:01,366 Tunstall wants me to teach her. 741 00:47:01,373 --> 00:47:03,533 I am the Club Pro, you know. 742 00:47:03,531 --> 00:47:07,351 - Well, you'll have to pay the full interest rate then. 743 00:47:08,402 --> 00:47:11,442 I'll be wanting another 200 pounds a month. 744 00:47:11,435 --> 00:47:12,895 Starting now, Clyde. 745 00:47:16,696 --> 00:47:19,346 You should get rid of that silly car, dearie. 746 00:47:19,349 --> 00:47:21,329 Heaven knows what it costs you to run. 747 00:47:22,331 --> 00:47:25,331 And think what you're doing to the environment. 748 00:47:25,334 --> 00:47:26,204 - Don't you dearie me. 749 00:47:26,203 --> 00:47:28,843 I will not be patronised by a jumped-up barmaid. 750 00:47:28,836 --> 00:47:30,046 (clattering) (grunts) 751 00:47:30,047 --> 00:47:31,597 - Don't worry. 752 00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:32,468 Old man Tunstall will change his tune 753 00:47:32,467 --> 00:47:33,577 when I'm a full member. 754 00:47:36,737 --> 00:47:40,627 - Darren, when will you learn to keep your mouth shut? 755 00:47:40,631 --> 00:47:42,821 - This goes no further than these four walls, 756 00:47:42,821 --> 00:47:43,911 do you understand? 757 00:47:43,905 --> 00:47:46,455 - Darren a member, are you serious? 758 00:47:46,463 --> 00:47:49,033 (laughing) Is that what the posh cutlery's in aid of? 759 00:47:49,025 --> 00:47:50,895 Practising for dinner with the President? 760 00:47:50,904 --> 00:47:53,784 (laughing) Oh, this is great. 761 00:47:53,777 --> 00:47:55,587 Oh, this is hilarious. 762 00:47:55,592 --> 00:47:56,692 - What's funny about it, eh?. 763 00:47:56,686 --> 00:47:58,796 - Get off me, you twerp. 764 00:47:58,799 --> 00:47:59,669 - Do something, Col. 765 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:00,708 Bash him up. 766 00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:03,592 - Good morning. 767 00:48:05,763 --> 00:48:06,793 This a bad moment? 768 00:48:09,295 --> 00:48:11,015 - No, perfect. 769 00:48:11,016 --> 00:48:12,006 I was just leaving. 770 00:48:14,821 --> 00:48:16,071 - You should've told me. 771 00:48:24,508 --> 00:48:26,928 - Families, eh Inspector? 772 00:48:26,927 --> 00:48:28,827 - Families indeed, Mrs. Fountain. 773 00:48:34,049 --> 00:48:36,759 Lovely craftsmanship in that. 774 00:48:36,756 --> 00:48:39,146 - It was my late husband's. 775 00:48:39,148 --> 00:48:41,568 He was Steward at Whiteoaks before me. 776 00:48:41,567 --> 00:48:44,817 I use it to keep track of the housekeeping. 777 00:48:44,820 --> 00:48:47,110 - You took over that job from him, did you? 778 00:48:47,114 --> 00:48:49,534 - Yes, my husband was cut down in his prime 779 00:48:49,533 --> 00:48:52,413 but the club saw fit to keep me on. 780 00:48:52,411 --> 00:48:55,311 It was a godsend with two small boys to bring up. 781 00:48:55,310 --> 00:48:57,990 How can I be of assistance, Inspector? 782 00:49:00,044 --> 00:49:03,254 - You certainly do things in style here, don't you? 783 00:49:04,288 --> 00:49:06,438 - Social skills, Inspector. 784 00:49:06,436 --> 00:49:08,726 Much undervalued these days. 785 00:49:08,729 --> 00:49:11,769 I want my boy to have every advantage. 786 00:49:11,774 --> 00:49:13,204 - Boy, don't you mean boys? 787 00:49:15,604 --> 00:49:18,744 - What was it you wanted again? 788 00:49:18,739 --> 00:49:22,289 - I wanted a word with Colin, if I may. 789 00:49:22,285 --> 00:49:24,165 - Colin, what about? 790 00:49:24,172 --> 00:49:25,532 - Oh, it's nothing very much. 791 00:49:26,835 --> 00:49:29,265 - Well, he just popped out, as you saw. 792 00:49:29,271 --> 00:49:31,531 - Ah yes, well he can't have gone very far, can he? 793 00:49:31,530 --> 00:49:32,960 So I'll take a look. 794 00:49:32,962 --> 00:49:34,382 - He might be feeding the pig. 795 00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:35,450 I'll take you. 796 00:49:35,454 --> 00:49:36,894 - No, don't you trouble yourself, don't worry. 797 00:49:36,890 --> 00:49:39,660 I'll follow my nose. 798 00:49:46,455 --> 00:49:48,285 - He won't say anything. 799 00:49:48,290 --> 00:49:49,390 - Of course he won't. 800 00:49:53,575 --> 00:49:55,435 My handsome boy. 801 00:50:56,784 --> 00:50:58,444 (pig snorting) 802 00:50:58,443 --> 00:51:00,363 - Mr. Fountain, Colin. 803 00:51:01,643 --> 00:51:02,603 I'd like to talk to you, please, 804 00:51:02,604 --> 00:51:05,754 about the day Alistair Kingslake was killed. 805 00:51:09,110 --> 00:51:13,230 Mr. Kingslake said that Jerry Drinkwater cheated 806 00:51:13,229 --> 00:51:15,329 on the 12th hole, didn't he? 807 00:51:16,764 --> 00:51:19,214 Oh come on, Colin, you were there. 808 00:51:20,226 --> 00:51:23,736 You told Mr. Kingslake that Jerry Drinkwater 809 00:51:23,739 --> 00:51:27,799 had played out of the bunker fair and square. 810 00:51:27,796 --> 00:51:29,126 But he didn't, did he? 811 00:51:30,715 --> 00:51:31,865 Did he Colin? 812 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,200 - No. 813 00:51:34,198 --> 00:51:35,138 - No. 814 00:51:35,136 --> 00:51:39,546 So why did you cover for him? 815 00:51:39,547 --> 00:51:41,437 - Mr. Kingslake was a rude man. 816 00:51:42,498 --> 00:51:44,688 - Oh so you did it to annoy Mr. Kingslake? 817 00:51:46,460 --> 00:51:47,330 - Yeah. 818 00:51:48,712 --> 00:51:50,932 He was extremely annoyed, it was funny. 819 00:51:54,260 --> 00:51:58,590 I didn't like Mr. Kingslake, but I didn't kill him. 820 00:51:58,587 --> 00:52:00,407 - No, I don't think you did, Colin. 821 00:52:04,238 --> 00:52:06,608 - He's not going to get her. 822 00:52:06,605 --> 00:52:09,295 - I'm sorry, who's not going to get who? 823 00:52:09,295 --> 00:52:10,335 - My bother, Darren. 824 00:52:13,644 --> 00:52:15,704 Becky Tunstall would never go out with him. 825 00:52:17,491 --> 00:52:18,361 Would she? 826 00:52:19,670 --> 00:52:22,020 - I'm sorry, Colin, I can't help you there. 827 00:52:35,061 --> 00:52:35,931 - Hello? 828 00:52:37,633 --> 00:52:38,853 Mr. Monkberry? 829 00:53:14,546 --> 00:53:15,756 Mr. Monkberry? 830 00:53:35,146 --> 00:53:37,486 (rustling) 831 00:53:38,822 --> 00:53:41,812 - Hey, hey, hey you! 832 00:53:49,508 --> 00:53:50,378 Aah! 833 00:53:54,826 --> 00:53:56,996 (grunts) 834 00:54:10,483 --> 00:54:11,873 - Look out, man! 835 00:54:12,747 --> 00:54:14,177 - Did you see him? 836 00:54:14,181 --> 00:54:15,181 - Who? 837 00:54:15,178 --> 00:54:16,388 - Man in blue. 838 00:54:19,343 --> 00:54:21,623 Man in blue fleeing the scene of crime! 839 00:54:21,615 --> 00:54:22,875 - D.S. Jones, isn't it? 840 00:54:24,608 --> 00:54:26,818 - Oh, hello Sir. 841 00:54:26,818 --> 00:54:29,478 - What on earth is going on, Sergeant? 842 00:54:29,477 --> 00:54:32,577 - Well, there's a dead body in there, Sir. 843 00:54:33,609 --> 00:54:35,409 (panting) 844 00:54:35,410 --> 00:54:37,650 - Multiple stab wounds to the abdomen, Tom. 845 00:54:38,783 --> 00:54:40,873 - But no cuts on his hands or his arms? 846 00:54:40,865 --> 00:54:42,985 - No, no defensive wounds. 847 00:54:42,991 --> 00:54:45,191 - The attack took him by surprise, then. 848 00:54:45,191 --> 00:54:47,351 No time to defend himself. 849 00:54:47,347 --> 00:54:50,477 - Or maybe he wasn't surprised 'cause he knew his assailant. 850 00:54:52,482 --> 00:54:54,442 What was that he said to you? 851 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,890 - Ah, he said he'd had an odd phone call. 852 00:54:56,890 --> 00:54:59,000 - His killer, do you think? 853 00:54:58,996 --> 00:55:01,616 No sign of his mobile, I suppose? 854 00:55:01,616 --> 00:55:03,676 - No, no, just his wallet. 855 00:55:03,678 --> 00:55:06,388 There's no cash or credit cards in it, though. 856 00:55:06,389 --> 00:55:09,859 - So this person in the blue tracksuit actually exists. 857 00:55:09,861 --> 00:55:11,131 - Yes indeed. 858 00:55:11,130 --> 00:55:12,560 Ah, it's a spooky place. 859 00:55:14,032 --> 00:55:17,552 Time was I'd have given my eye teeth to be a member here. 860 00:55:17,546 --> 00:55:20,256 I'll stick to Causton Municipal, thank you very much. 861 00:55:20,257 --> 00:55:21,127 - Me too. 862 00:55:22,499 --> 00:55:24,349 Oh, the Chief Superintendent wants to talk to us 863 00:55:24,345 --> 00:55:26,175 at the clubhouse, Sir. 864 00:55:26,183 --> 00:55:28,653 - Well, the Chief Superintendent will have to wait. 865 00:55:28,651 --> 00:55:31,111 I want to look at the 13th again. 866 00:55:42,999 --> 00:55:45,989 So the killer must've known that Kingslake 867 00:55:45,991 --> 00:55:48,321 and his cronies were on the course. 868 00:55:48,317 --> 00:55:51,067 He waits for them to get to the 13th tee 869 00:55:51,069 --> 00:55:56,149 and when they do, he watches them through that periscope. 870 00:55:56,147 --> 00:55:58,327 - So he knows who's hit which ball. 871 00:55:58,327 --> 00:56:01,037 - Exactly, now he wants to lure Kingslake into the woods. 872 00:56:01,038 --> 00:56:04,048 - But Kingslake hits a great shot off the tee. 873 00:56:04,051 --> 00:56:06,181 - So the killer snaffles the ball, 874 00:56:06,178 --> 00:56:07,698 and then goes into the woods. 875 00:56:09,223 --> 00:56:11,903 - Why would Kingslake bother looking for it? 876 00:56:11,897 --> 00:56:13,157 The ball could have gone anywhere. 877 00:56:13,164 --> 00:56:14,574 He'd play another one off the tee. 878 00:56:14,572 --> 00:56:15,802 - Yeah, that's been bothering me too. 879 00:56:15,802 --> 00:56:19,142 But maybe, Jones, maybe he didn't have to 880 00:56:19,139 --> 00:56:20,669 look for a ball at all. 881 00:56:20,672 --> 00:56:22,602 Remember that bruise on his forehead? 882 00:56:24,323 --> 00:56:25,193 - Ow! 883 00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:29,495 - The ball was thrown at him! 884 00:56:29,504 --> 00:56:31,694 - Now from what we know of Mr. Kingslake, 885 00:56:31,693 --> 00:56:32,963 there's only one way he'd react 886 00:56:32,955 --> 00:56:34,825 to something like that, isn't there. 887 00:56:36,563 --> 00:56:37,513 - Right. 888 00:56:37,512 --> 00:56:39,162 - [Jones] So he grabs a club at random. 889 00:56:39,159 --> 00:56:40,069 - [Barnaby] Hence the one iron. 890 00:56:40,066 --> 00:56:41,646 - And heads off into the woods to confront 891 00:56:41,651 --> 00:56:43,001 whoever chucked his ball. 892 00:56:42,996 --> 00:56:45,566 He gets jumped, has his club taken off him. 893 00:56:45,572 --> 00:56:47,172 - No, not necessarily, Jones. 894 00:56:47,167 --> 00:56:48,897 Not necessarily. 895 00:56:48,898 --> 00:56:51,048 George Bullard is worried about 896 00:56:51,046 --> 00:56:53,606 one of the blows to Kingslake's head. 897 00:56:53,613 --> 00:56:55,353 Now I don't want to jump the gun, but I reckon 898 00:56:55,352 --> 00:56:57,142 in a day or two George Bullard will come to us 899 00:56:57,135 --> 00:57:00,885 and tell us that the blow was done by a different club. 900 00:57:00,889 --> 00:57:01,759 - You want some? 901 00:57:03,934 --> 00:57:05,994 Because I'm ready if you are. 902 00:57:05,994 --> 00:57:08,174 (thwack) 903 00:57:11,973 --> 00:57:14,283 - But the subsequent blows were delivered 904 00:57:14,278 --> 00:57:16,878 by Kingslake's club, in order to disguise, 905 00:57:16,884 --> 00:57:18,904 to obscure the first blow. 906 00:57:18,898 --> 00:57:21,598 (whacking) 907 00:57:21,597 --> 00:57:25,297 Good hand-eye coordination, says George Bullard. 908 00:57:26,790 --> 00:57:28,880 It's a golfer, Jones, a golfer. 909 00:57:29,835 --> 00:57:32,205 - That's cheered you up, has it, Sir? 910 00:57:32,211 --> 00:57:33,871 - Well, I know you think I've got a prejudice 911 00:57:33,870 --> 00:57:36,450 against the golfers, and I have. 912 00:57:36,446 --> 00:57:38,796 But I've put it to one side for the moment. 913 00:57:38,802 --> 00:57:42,632 The truth, Jones, all I'm interested in, promise you. 914 00:57:42,629 --> 00:57:45,389 - Well I'm sure that'll please the Chief Superintendent. 915 00:57:45,392 --> 00:57:48,652 - Will you stop worrying about the Chief Superintendent? 916 00:57:48,645 --> 00:57:50,865 - [Jones] Who's waiting for us back at the clubhouse. 917 00:57:50,866 --> 00:57:51,736 - [Barnaby] Is he? 918 00:57:51,735 --> 00:57:52,595 - Yep. - Mm. 919 00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:57,530 Now of course we can't be sure until the pathologist 920 00:57:57,529 --> 00:58:00,149 has completed his final examination. 921 00:58:00,146 --> 00:58:04,176 But it looks likely that Mr. Kingslake was struck 922 00:58:04,182 --> 00:58:08,112 by two golf clubs, one of which might have belonged to, 923 00:58:08,113 --> 00:58:11,403 or at least been in the possession of, his assailant. 924 00:58:12,523 --> 00:58:17,673 - So this thug was wandering around with a golf club? 925 00:58:17,674 --> 00:58:20,464 - I think Inspector Barnaby is suggesting 926 00:58:20,458 --> 00:58:22,948 the murderer is a member of this club. 927 00:58:22,947 --> 00:58:26,357 - Indeed I am, sir, because that is a possibility. 928 00:58:26,361 --> 00:58:29,411 - A member, ridiculous. 929 00:58:29,405 --> 00:58:32,355 Drinkwater saw the murderer running away. 930 00:58:32,356 --> 00:58:35,186 And Monkberry was stabbed and had his 931 00:58:35,192 --> 00:58:36,602 cash and credit cards stolen 932 00:58:36,599 --> 00:58:39,149 and Sergeant Jones here saw the thug 933 00:58:39,154 --> 00:58:41,554 in the blue tracksuit with his own eyes. 934 00:58:41,552 --> 00:58:44,302 - Gentlemen, Inspector Barnaby will do everything 935 00:58:44,295 --> 00:58:46,305 in his power to make sure that the club 936 00:58:46,307 --> 00:58:49,587 and its members are treated with tact and discretion. 937 00:58:49,592 --> 00:58:50,612 Isn't that right? 938 00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:55,597 Tom? 939 00:58:55,599 --> 00:58:56,469 - Yes, yes. 940 00:58:57,339 --> 00:58:58,529 Tact and discretion. 941 00:58:59,622 --> 00:59:03,152 - I think, John, you might mention the possibility 942 00:59:03,147 --> 00:59:04,817 of opening the front nine. 943 00:59:04,821 --> 00:59:06,281 - Yes, of course. 944 00:59:06,275 --> 00:59:08,375 I don't see any reason why the front nine holes 945 00:59:08,381 --> 00:59:11,141 shouldn't be open for play from Monday, do you Barnaby? 946 00:59:11,144 --> 00:59:13,284 They're well away from the SOCs. 947 00:59:13,282 --> 00:59:16,002 I'll be playing over at Chedgrave Park for the time being. 948 00:59:15,996 --> 00:59:19,056 I think it's best if I keep my distance. 949 00:59:19,059 --> 00:59:20,289 - I quite understand, John. 950 00:59:20,289 --> 00:59:24,019 Thanks for all your help. 951 00:59:24,022 --> 00:59:25,222 - A word, Barnaby. 952 00:59:38,161 --> 00:59:40,061 I would appreciate it, Barnaby, if you would 953 00:59:40,059 --> 00:59:42,409 take my calls now and then. 954 00:59:42,405 --> 00:59:43,315 - Yes, I'm sorry. 955 00:59:44,212 --> 00:59:46,142 But you know, it's been a bit hectic. 956 00:59:47,681 --> 00:59:48,861 - Of course, of course. 957 00:59:50,194 --> 00:59:52,004 Do you play golf, Tom? 958 00:59:51,998 --> 00:59:54,938 Perhaps you'd like to join me at Chedgrave Park. 959 00:59:54,938 --> 00:59:56,608 - No, I do not play golf, John. 960 00:59:56,607 --> 00:59:58,727 I always thought it a bit unsporting, you know, 961 00:59:58,734 --> 01:00:00,534 hitting a stationary ball. 962 01:00:02,405 --> 01:00:03,715 - Well, more's the pity. 963 01:00:03,718 --> 01:00:04,588 - I play, Sir. 964 01:00:05,595 --> 01:00:07,315 - I want a daily progress report. 965 01:00:13,738 --> 01:00:14,608 - I am disappointed in you. 966 01:00:14,607 --> 01:00:16,497 - It was worth a try. 967 01:00:16,501 --> 01:00:17,451 - Do you play? 968 01:00:17,452 --> 01:00:19,762 - Yeah! (phone chirps) 969 01:00:19,755 --> 01:00:20,615 Jones. 970 01:00:23,875 --> 01:00:25,175 Something's come up, Sir. 971 01:00:28,810 --> 01:00:30,830 There isn't a trace of blood on Drinkwater's clubs. 972 01:00:30,825 --> 01:00:33,015 Or Tully's and Monkberry's. 973 01:00:33,018 --> 01:00:35,818 But there was an assault on Crisp's Folly 974 01:00:35,823 --> 01:00:36,793 a couple of years ago. 975 01:00:36,793 --> 01:00:39,193 Bloke called Derek Painter was attacked. 976 01:00:39,191 --> 01:00:40,061 - Derek Painter? 977 01:00:40,059 --> 01:00:41,879 - Yeah, and here's the interesting thing. 978 01:00:41,881 --> 01:00:44,241 The police were called by Harry Claypole. 979 01:00:44,237 --> 01:00:45,767 One of the village members we spoke to. 980 01:00:45,770 --> 01:00:48,990 - Who has no recollection of any incidents on the 13th hole. 981 01:00:48,992 --> 01:00:51,252 - Yeah, he's here now, Sir, in the cooler. 982 01:00:51,254 --> 01:00:52,124 - Hm. 983 01:01:01,378 --> 01:01:04,248 (cheering on TV) 984 01:01:08,439 --> 01:01:09,779 - [TV Announcer] Okay, Sam, now we've seen 985 01:01:09,784 --> 01:01:11,784 some excellent demonstrations of the log wedge. 986 01:01:11,775 --> 01:01:13,855 Could you now show us a chip and run? 987 01:01:13,859 --> 01:01:15,409 - [TV Sam] I will. 988 01:01:15,408 --> 01:01:16,618 - Morning. 989 01:01:16,624 --> 01:01:19,214 - [TV Sam] I'll continue with the same club 990 01:01:19,206 --> 01:01:20,516 and I'll play it more off my back foot. 991 01:01:20,521 --> 01:01:21,631 - [TV Announcer] Okay. 992 01:01:21,629 --> 01:01:24,119 - We'd like a word, Mr. Claypole. 993 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:25,390 (muffled speaking on TV) 994 01:01:25,388 --> 01:01:27,728 - Alone, if you don't mind. 995 01:01:30,835 --> 01:01:33,215 - Watch out, Harry. 996 01:01:33,224 --> 01:01:37,224 Looks like they've caught up with you at last. 997 01:01:43,384 --> 01:01:45,014 - How can I help you, Inspector? 998 01:01:45,012 --> 01:01:48,052 (cheering from TV) 999 01:01:55,131 --> 01:01:56,001 - Give it a go. 1000 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,250 To the left of the hole. 1001 01:02:03,619 --> 01:02:05,779 - To the left of the hole, Becky. 1002 01:02:08,436 --> 01:02:09,826 Okay, one more time. 1003 01:02:12,263 --> 01:02:13,173 - Hello, Colin. 1004 01:02:20,121 --> 01:02:20,991 - Yeah. 1005 01:02:24,769 --> 01:02:27,009 - Well, I came across Mr. Painter on Crisp's Folly. 1006 01:02:27,014 --> 01:02:30,284 He was up by the periscope, in some distress. 1007 01:02:30,281 --> 01:02:31,851 Said he'd been attacked. 1008 01:02:31,845 --> 01:02:34,715 So I got him back to the clubhouse and phoned the police. 1009 01:02:34,723 --> 01:02:37,233 - Did Mr. Painter ask you to phone the police? 1010 01:02:37,225 --> 01:02:38,855 - No, that was the thing, when I told him I had, 1011 01:02:38,863 --> 01:02:41,133 he got quite shirty, said there was no point 1012 01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:42,845 wasting their time when he hadn't got a look 1013 01:02:42,846 --> 01:02:44,056 at whoever it was. 1014 01:02:44,055 --> 01:02:46,305 - Okay, so the police arrive? 1015 01:02:46,307 --> 01:02:47,587 - Yeah, they didn't speak to me. 1016 01:02:47,590 --> 01:02:49,870 They were only here five minutes, had a word 1017 01:02:49,866 --> 01:02:52,886 with Mr. Tunstall and Mr. Painter, and left. 1018 01:02:52,887 --> 01:02:54,157 - Mr. Tunstall? 1019 01:02:54,159 --> 01:02:55,679 - Yeah, he sorted it out. 1020 01:02:56,568 --> 01:03:00,388 He was quite annoyed about me phoning the police as well. 1021 01:03:00,394 --> 01:03:01,954 Very concerned about the club's image, 1022 01:03:01,948 --> 01:03:03,188 is Mr. Tunstall. 1023 01:03:06,515 --> 01:03:10,035 Anyway, next time, I stayed well out of it. 1024 01:03:12,459 --> 01:03:13,329 - Next time? 1025 01:03:14,934 --> 01:03:17,614 - Er, well, nothing. 1026 01:03:17,606 --> 01:03:18,796 - Mr. Claypole? 1027 01:03:22,458 --> 01:03:27,118 - Well, Jerry Drinkwater was playing Crisp's Folly 1028 01:03:27,119 --> 01:03:31,609 last year, he come out the rough with a bloody nose. 1029 01:03:31,613 --> 01:03:33,293 Said he'd walked into a tree. 1030 01:03:34,963 --> 01:03:37,433 A few months after, Clyde Patchett was found 1031 01:03:37,432 --> 01:03:40,772 in a bunker, doubled up crying like a baby. 1032 01:03:40,768 --> 01:03:42,398 Caught himself in a sensitive spot 1033 01:03:42,395 --> 01:03:44,595 with his sand-wedge, he said. 1034 01:03:45,638 --> 01:03:48,478 Bit odd, though, him being a professional and so on. 1035 01:03:48,484 --> 01:03:51,274 - Were either of the Fountain brothers around 1036 01:03:51,268 --> 01:03:53,448 at the time of these events? 1037 01:03:53,448 --> 01:03:56,588 - Well, you're never far from a Fountain at Whiteoaks. 1038 01:03:56,586 --> 01:03:59,616 - The Fountains seem to be a bit of an institution 1039 01:03:59,620 --> 01:04:00,490 around here, don't they? 1040 01:04:00,489 --> 01:04:03,019 - Oh yeah, the wonderful Mrs. Fountain. 1041 01:04:03,020 --> 01:04:05,310 The sun shines out of her, all right, 1042 01:04:05,314 --> 01:04:08,434 as long as there's no money involved. 1043 01:04:08,431 --> 01:04:10,101 - Now what can you mean by that? 1044 01:04:11,078 --> 01:04:15,418 - That woman, she's so tight, she squeaks when she walks. 1045 01:04:15,417 --> 01:04:18,397 I did some work for her, put a new concrete floor 1046 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,770 in that damn pigsty of hers. 1047 01:04:22,286 --> 01:04:24,056 That was three years ago. 1048 01:04:24,061 --> 01:04:26,341 She still owes me half the money. 1049 01:04:26,335 --> 01:04:27,365 - You should've told us about 1050 01:04:27,367 --> 01:04:29,537 the attack on Mr. Painter before. 1051 01:04:29,536 --> 01:04:32,946 - I know, I know, but I didn't want to-- 1052 01:04:32,945 --> 01:04:34,015 - You didn't want to cause any trouble 1053 01:04:34,019 --> 01:04:35,169 for the club, did you? 1054 01:04:39,671 --> 01:04:42,231 - There's a Captain's committee meeting the day after next. 1055 01:04:42,225 --> 01:04:44,755 They're proposing new members and the Captain, 1056 01:04:44,759 --> 01:04:47,709 Mr. Crisp, he's put me up for full membership. 1057 01:04:47,710 --> 01:04:51,030 I'd be the first village member to become a full member. 1058 01:04:51,026 --> 01:04:52,986 Mr. Crisp thinks it's about time things were 1059 01:04:52,986 --> 01:04:55,596 a little more democratic round here. 1060 01:04:56,792 --> 01:04:57,662 - Good for him. 1061 01:04:57,661 --> 01:05:00,241 - Oh, he's a good bloke Mr. Crisp, no side to him. 1062 01:05:01,307 --> 01:05:04,737 He manages the White Lion Hotel in Causton, you know. 1063 01:05:04,738 --> 01:05:06,718 You'll even find him serving behind the bar 1064 01:05:06,719 --> 01:05:07,849 when they're short. 1065 01:05:07,845 --> 01:05:09,555 So he understands people like me. 1066 01:05:09,558 --> 01:05:11,268 He's got a bit of respect. 1067 01:05:12,485 --> 01:05:14,975 - Thank you, Mr. Claypole, I hope you succeed. 1068 01:05:15,874 --> 01:05:17,454 - The committee has to vote unanimously, of course, 1069 01:05:17,453 --> 01:05:18,893 but I'm well-liked around here. 1070 01:05:18,887 --> 01:05:20,237 - I'm sure you are. 1071 01:05:20,243 --> 01:05:23,303 - All I gotta get through then is the President's Dinner. 1072 01:05:23,301 --> 01:05:24,491 - Bit of an ordeal, is it? 1073 01:05:24,492 --> 01:05:25,582 - Oh yes. 1074 01:05:25,581 --> 01:05:28,161 It's curtains if you pick up the wrong fork. 1075 01:05:28,157 --> 01:05:29,607 Like teeing off with your putter. 1076 01:05:29,606 --> 01:05:30,476 You're out. 1077 01:05:34,934 --> 01:05:36,774 I'd be grateful if you didn't discuss this 1078 01:05:36,770 --> 01:05:38,420 membership thing with anyone. 1079 01:05:39,376 --> 01:05:42,476 It's not done to discuss these things in public. 1080 01:05:42,484 --> 01:05:44,334 - Don't you worry, Mr. Claypole, your secret 1081 01:05:44,329 --> 01:05:46,199 is safe with us. 1082 01:05:46,201 --> 01:05:48,061 Thank you, Sir. 1083 01:05:48,057 --> 01:05:49,777 - We need to talk to this Derek Painter bloke. 1084 01:05:49,783 --> 01:05:51,443 I'll get his details off the secretary. 1085 01:05:51,441 --> 01:05:53,391 - No need, I know how to get ahold of him. 1086 01:05:53,390 --> 01:05:54,540 Derek Painter's a friend. 1087 01:05:54,537 --> 01:05:56,067 He used to be a member here 1088 01:05:56,067 --> 01:05:58,137 but he packed it in rather suddenly. 1089 01:05:58,135 --> 01:06:00,265 Now, Jerry Drinkwater. 1090 01:06:18,947 --> 01:06:21,377 (muttering) 1091 01:06:26,184 --> 01:06:29,024 - Never keep a car longer than three years. 1092 01:06:29,017 --> 01:06:31,647 Depreciation's terrible. 1093 01:06:31,647 --> 01:06:32,587 - Have you got a minute please? 1094 01:06:32,591 --> 01:06:36,071 - Er, er later would be better for me. 1095 01:06:36,068 --> 01:06:37,238 Or, or tomorrow. 1096 01:06:38,383 --> 01:06:40,703 - No, now please, Mr. Drinkwater. 1097 01:06:44,579 --> 01:06:47,449 (car horn beeps) 1098 01:06:52,272 --> 01:06:53,602 Just moving in, Mr. Drinkwater? 1099 01:06:53,596 --> 01:06:55,386 Or moving out? 1100 01:06:55,393 --> 01:06:57,763 - Oh, moving out. (phone chirps) 1101 01:06:57,757 --> 01:06:59,487 Place was getting too small. 1102 01:06:59,488 --> 01:07:00,788 Growing family and so on. 1103 01:07:00,785 --> 01:07:02,445 (answering machine clicks on) (beeps) 1104 01:07:02,449 --> 01:07:03,319 - [Woman On Phone] It's me. 1105 01:07:03,318 --> 01:07:04,398 I've had enough. 1106 01:07:04,399 --> 01:07:05,519 We're in Dorset. 1107 01:07:05,515 --> 01:07:07,515 And don't follow us, I mean it, Jerry. 1108 01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:10,084 And don't you dare try speaking to the children 1109 01:07:10,082 --> 01:07:12,052 until my solicitor has. 1110 01:07:20,206 --> 01:07:23,016 - My wife's a bit depressed at the moment. 1111 01:07:23,022 --> 01:07:24,522 It's the move. 1112 01:07:24,523 --> 01:07:26,173 - Mm, we want to talk about the day 1113 01:07:26,171 --> 01:07:27,961 Alistair Kingslake was killed. 1114 01:07:27,964 --> 01:07:29,484 - Oh, for God's sake, I've told you everything. 1115 01:07:29,476 --> 01:07:30,906 - Oh but you haven't, Sir, with respect. 1116 01:07:30,905 --> 01:07:33,285 You didn't tell us about the bet you had on 1117 01:07:33,292 --> 01:07:35,422 with Alistair Kingslake. 1118 01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:38,017 - Bet, what bet? 1119 01:07:39,569 --> 01:07:41,429 - Mr. Drinkwater, if I suspect, from this moment on, 1120 01:07:41,426 --> 01:07:43,336 that you are telling me something that is 1121 01:07:43,344 --> 01:07:45,354 less than the complete truth, 1122 01:07:45,346 --> 01:07:47,546 Detective Sergeant Jones here will handcuff you, 1123 01:07:47,546 --> 01:07:49,116 take you down to Causton Police Station 1124 01:07:49,121 --> 01:07:50,381 and charge you with conspiracy 1125 01:07:50,382 --> 01:07:51,652 to pervert the course of justice. 1126 01:07:51,654 --> 01:07:53,074 Are we completely clear about all that? 1127 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:53,939 - Now look. 1128 01:07:53,938 --> 01:07:55,398 - Are we clear about that? 1129 01:08:00,903 --> 01:08:01,843 - Okay, all right. 1130 01:08:05,193 --> 01:08:07,273 It was a few quid, that's all. 1131 01:08:07,274 --> 01:08:08,144 - 500. 1132 01:08:08,143 --> 01:08:09,733 - If you say so. 1133 01:08:09,732 --> 01:08:11,542 - And he accused you of cheating, didn't he? 1134 01:08:11,539 --> 01:08:12,609 - As good as. 1135 01:08:12,613 --> 01:08:14,843 The nerve of the man. 1136 01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:16,541 - But you did cheat, Mr. Drinkwater, didn't you? 1137 01:08:16,544 --> 01:08:18,634 - Now just you hold your horses, mate. 1138 01:08:18,625 --> 01:08:20,855 Just you hold on. 1139 01:08:20,861 --> 01:08:24,081 (handcuffs rattling) 1140 01:08:25,052 --> 01:08:25,922 Okay, all right. 1141 01:08:28,587 --> 01:08:31,137 I told him I got out of that bunker in one, 1142 01:08:32,696 --> 01:08:33,976 and I'm ashamed to say it was a lie. 1143 01:08:33,978 --> 01:08:35,098 I've never done anything like that 1144 01:08:35,104 --> 01:08:36,984 in my life before, never. 1145 01:08:36,981 --> 01:08:38,831 But I was sick to death of Kingslake's bullying, 1146 01:08:38,827 --> 01:08:42,637 sick of him bullying me with his damn money. 1147 01:08:42,643 --> 01:08:44,883 - So you doubled the bet on Crisp's Folly. 1148 01:08:46,284 --> 01:08:49,534 - Yes, a grand. 1149 01:08:49,525 --> 01:08:51,175 What an idiot. 1150 01:08:51,175 --> 01:08:52,595 There was no way I could pay him if I lost. 1151 01:08:52,601 --> 01:08:56,151 But if I won, well, the pleasure of 1152 01:08:56,146 --> 01:08:58,646 taking 1,000 smackers off Kingslake. 1153 01:09:00,233 --> 01:09:03,013 That man hated losing, believe me. 1154 01:09:04,310 --> 01:09:05,300 - So what happened? 1155 01:09:06,584 --> 01:09:10,194 - His tee shot was in the trees. 1156 01:09:10,191 --> 01:09:11,061 Gone. 1157 01:09:12,010 --> 01:09:14,020 And the next thing I knew, there's his ball, 1158 01:09:14,018 --> 01:09:15,578 sitting in the middle of the fairway. 1159 01:09:15,582 --> 01:09:17,062 - So you thought he'd cheated. 1160 01:09:17,063 --> 01:09:19,223 - Yes, yes it was impossible. 1161 01:09:19,221 --> 01:09:21,941 I went after him to tell him what I thought of him. 1162 01:09:24,078 --> 01:09:28,678 And there he was, lying there, body all twisted. 1163 01:09:31,202 --> 01:09:32,962 I didn't kill him, I swear. 1164 01:09:32,964 --> 01:09:35,194 And I didn't kill Ed Monkberry. 1165 01:09:35,185 --> 01:09:37,815 - I know you didn't kill Ed Monkberry because you 1166 01:09:37,823 --> 01:09:40,603 were visiting Eileen Fountain, Mr. Drinkwater, 1167 01:09:40,597 --> 01:09:41,897 at the time, weren't you? 1168 01:09:42,776 --> 01:09:43,646 - Was I? 1169 01:09:43,645 --> 01:09:47,805 - Yes you were, until you saw me. 1170 01:09:47,812 --> 01:09:49,612 What were you doing there? 1171 01:09:50,857 --> 01:09:53,337 - Oh, catering committee stuff. 1172 01:09:53,341 --> 01:09:54,551 Deadly dull. 1173 01:09:55,694 --> 01:09:58,914 (handcuffs rattling) 1174 01:10:00,367 --> 01:10:05,577 I, I had an arrangement with Mrs. Fountain. 1175 01:10:05,663 --> 01:10:07,313 A private arrangement. 1176 01:10:07,307 --> 01:10:09,187 (handcuffs rattling) 1177 01:10:09,188 --> 01:10:10,868 She was good enough to lend me 1178 01:10:10,867 --> 01:10:14,207 a small sum of money to tide me over. 1179 01:10:14,214 --> 01:10:16,334 I was paying her back. 1180 01:10:16,330 --> 01:10:18,770 - You were borrowing money from Eileen Fountain? 1181 01:10:18,770 --> 01:10:21,960 - Well, I've known Mrs. Fountain for years. 1182 01:10:22,837 --> 01:10:23,997 She's been very kind. 1183 01:10:25,079 --> 01:10:26,539 It was just to tide me over. 1184 01:10:27,414 --> 01:10:29,084 So I could keep on playing golf. 1185 01:10:31,022 --> 01:10:32,862 I've lost everything else, you see, 1186 01:10:34,712 --> 01:10:37,142 and now that's gone as well, I suppose. 1187 01:10:39,725 --> 01:10:40,915 Want to buy some clubs? 1188 01:10:43,782 --> 01:10:47,002 (players chattering) 1189 01:10:57,017 --> 01:10:58,647 - Looks like fun, doesn't it? 1190 01:10:58,647 --> 01:10:59,517 - Oh, yes. 1191 01:11:01,063 --> 01:11:02,643 - Thank you, thank you. 1192 01:11:03,536 --> 01:11:05,566 Hello, what are you doing here? 1193 01:11:05,570 --> 01:11:07,030 Look, darling, it's Joyce and Tom. 1194 01:11:07,027 --> 01:11:08,147 - Oh, hello. 1195 01:11:13,930 --> 01:11:16,260 - We decided it was time we got more active, 1196 01:11:16,255 --> 01:11:17,125 didn't we, Tom? 1197 01:11:17,131 --> 01:11:19,001 - Yes, we did, absolutely. 1198 01:11:18,997 --> 01:11:20,607 - We were thinking maybe badminton, 1199 01:11:20,613 --> 01:11:22,203 so we came along for a look. 1200 01:11:22,198 --> 01:11:24,158 - Badminton or golf? 1201 01:11:24,159 --> 01:11:25,029 - Golf? 1202 01:11:26,004 --> 01:11:27,584 - Joyce has a natural swing. 1203 01:11:28,809 --> 01:11:30,459 - Aren't you investigating those 1204 01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:33,047 terrible murders at Whiteoaks? 1205 01:11:33,053 --> 01:11:35,273 - Yes, I am for my sins. 1206 01:11:35,274 --> 01:11:37,704 - Funnily enough, we were thinking of joining 1207 01:11:37,700 --> 01:11:39,730 Whiteoaks at one point. 1208 01:11:42,083 --> 01:11:44,933 Oh wait a minute, aren't you two members? 1209 01:11:45,868 --> 01:11:47,768 - Um, not any more. 1210 01:11:47,766 --> 01:11:50,306 - Don't talk to me about that place. 1211 01:11:50,310 --> 01:11:51,750 - Oh, what happened? 1212 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,150 - Darling, you don't have to talk about it 1213 01:11:54,147 --> 01:11:55,407 if you don't want to. 1214 01:11:55,409 --> 01:11:56,989 - No, of course you don't. 1215 01:11:56,994 --> 01:11:58,594 - No, I want to. 1216 01:11:59,569 --> 01:12:00,769 Tom might as well know. 1217 01:12:02,708 --> 01:12:04,658 I had a problem with gambling. 1218 01:12:04,657 --> 01:12:06,867 That's the long and the short of it. 1219 01:12:06,873 --> 01:12:10,103 And the one thing that kept me out of trouble was golf. 1220 01:12:10,100 --> 01:12:11,400 Until I joined Whiteoaks. 1221 01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:15,948 - Does gambling go on up there? 1222 01:12:15,950 --> 01:12:18,240 - Oh, it certainly does. 1223 01:12:18,244 --> 01:12:20,424 - I was down a couple of grand with nothing 1224 01:12:20,423 --> 01:12:23,613 but change in my pocket. 1225 01:12:23,614 --> 01:12:27,004 So I was pointed in the direction of someone who could help. 1226 01:12:27,003 --> 01:12:31,493 - Was that someone by any chance Eileen Fountain? 1227 01:12:31,486 --> 01:12:34,086 - That's right, the steward. 1228 01:12:34,093 --> 01:12:37,233 Turns out she's the club's unofficial banker. 1229 01:12:37,232 --> 01:12:39,912 - Who pointed you in her direction? 1230 01:12:39,911 --> 01:12:41,111 - Will Tunstall. 1231 01:12:41,111 --> 01:12:42,731 He was the one I owed money to. 1232 01:12:44,187 --> 01:12:46,527 I should have listened to Martin Crisp. 1233 01:12:46,533 --> 01:12:49,053 - You've probably heard his story. 1234 01:12:49,046 --> 01:12:50,796 Losing that lovely house. 1235 01:12:50,798 --> 01:12:53,848 - Yes, after the membership committee voted us in, 1236 01:12:54,739 --> 01:12:57,479 Martin Crisp took me to one side and warned me 1237 01:12:57,481 --> 01:12:59,711 about the gambling element. 1238 01:12:59,713 --> 01:13:03,343 - So you borrowed money from Eileen Fountain 1239 01:13:03,341 --> 01:13:06,641 to pay off your gambling debts to Will Tunstall? 1240 01:13:06,636 --> 01:13:08,716 - Keeping it in the family he called it. 1241 01:13:09,650 --> 01:13:13,300 Then I fell a couple of weeks behind with the payments. 1242 01:13:13,299 --> 01:13:17,409 One day I find myself in the trees on Crisp's Folly 1243 01:13:18,648 --> 01:13:23,208 and Colin, Eileen Fountain's great lump of a son, 1244 01:13:23,205 --> 01:13:28,125 looms out of nowhere and roughs me up. 1245 01:13:28,127 --> 01:13:29,067 - What? 1246 01:13:29,065 --> 01:13:31,315 - Derek, Derek you should have come to me. 1247 01:13:32,287 --> 01:13:34,787 - Anyway, we put our heads together 1248 01:13:34,789 --> 01:13:36,159 and managed to pay it all off. 1249 01:13:36,155 --> 01:13:39,175 - So no more Whiteoaks for us. 1250 01:13:39,179 --> 01:13:40,709 - Stick to badminton, you two. 1251 01:13:40,712 --> 01:13:41,922 That's my advice. 1252 01:14:20,710 --> 01:14:21,620 - What's it for? 1253 01:14:21,617 --> 01:14:23,357 - Shut up, we're counting. 1254 01:14:23,359 --> 01:14:26,029 - We're helping a friend, a very good friend, 1255 01:14:26,028 --> 01:14:27,748 who's going to help us in return. 1256 01:14:29,969 --> 01:14:30,839 - But that's all we've got. 1257 01:14:30,838 --> 01:14:32,298 That's everything. 1258 01:14:32,295 --> 01:14:34,335 Spread it thin, Dad always said. 1259 01:14:34,338 --> 01:14:36,418 - Shouldn't you be feeding the pig or something? 1260 01:14:42,951 --> 01:14:44,521 - She doesn't really like you. 1261 01:14:47,258 --> 01:14:48,408 She's just pretending. 1262 01:14:50,751 --> 01:14:52,731 She's just winding you up. 1263 01:14:55,949 --> 01:14:59,909 (pounding) (grunting) 1264 01:14:59,912 --> 01:15:02,772 - Stop it, both of you, this minute! 1265 01:15:02,773 --> 01:15:04,483 I decide what's best for this family. 1266 01:15:04,483 --> 01:15:05,853 Darren, get on with your work. 1267 01:15:05,849 --> 01:15:08,129 And you, get out and don't come back 1268 01:15:08,133 --> 01:15:09,443 until you've calmed down. 1269 01:15:25,223 --> 01:15:26,483 - You aren't gonna get her. 1270 01:15:34,506 --> 01:15:38,916 - Ah, the map, very nice. 1271 01:15:38,923 --> 01:15:41,163 - Monkberry's body was found here, Sir, 1272 01:15:41,155 --> 01:15:44,115 just off the footpath, about 100 yards away 1273 01:15:44,117 --> 01:15:45,987 from where Kingslake was found. 1274 01:15:45,992 --> 01:15:48,362 - And the assaults on Drinkwater and Painter? 1275 01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:49,230 - Here, Sir. 1276 01:15:49,229 --> 01:15:50,539 Where Kingslake was found. 1277 01:15:50,540 --> 01:15:53,580 Oh, and Clyde Patchett's alleged groin injury 1278 01:15:53,584 --> 01:15:55,274 occurred in this bunker here. 1279 01:15:55,274 --> 01:15:57,974 - Ah, Crisp's Folly again. 1280 01:15:57,974 --> 01:16:00,104 - Right, so Painter and Drinkwater were 1281 01:16:00,101 --> 01:16:00,971 assaulted here and-- 1282 01:16:00,970 --> 01:16:03,810 - Uh, thank you, Jones, been there, done that. 1283 01:16:03,813 --> 01:16:06,563 What did Miles Tully have to say for himself? 1284 01:16:06,556 --> 01:16:09,426 - Ah, he said the meetings at Kingslake's house 1285 01:16:09,434 --> 01:16:10,944 were about the membership committee. 1286 01:16:10,935 --> 01:16:12,955 They were worried about some of the candidates 1287 01:16:12,958 --> 01:16:14,498 that Martin Crisp was putting up. 1288 01:16:14,501 --> 01:16:16,241 Like that Claypole bloke. 1289 01:16:16,242 --> 01:16:19,272 Not our sort of chap, don't ya know. 1290 01:16:19,266 --> 01:16:22,066 - Transpires, Jones, that Eileen Fountain 1291 01:16:22,071 --> 01:16:26,361 runs a very, very lucrative money lending operation. 1292 01:16:26,361 --> 01:16:28,161 - Well, well. 1293 01:16:28,161 --> 01:16:29,401 That nice Mrs. Fountain. 1294 01:16:29,401 --> 01:16:31,731 - That nice Mrs. Fountain. 1295 01:16:31,727 --> 01:16:33,567 Derek Painter borrowed a couple of grand from her 1296 01:16:33,572 --> 01:16:36,582 at extortionate interest rates to cover his losses 1297 01:16:36,575 --> 01:16:38,205 and so did Jerry Drinkwater. 1298 01:16:39,083 --> 01:16:40,393 And heaven knows how many others. 1299 01:16:40,392 --> 01:16:42,092 - Offering loans without a licence. 1300 01:16:42,091 --> 01:16:44,841 Consumer Credit Act, 1974. 1301 01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:49,040 - And Colin Fountain, he strong arms those people 1302 01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:51,540 who fall behind with their payments. 1303 01:16:51,538 --> 01:16:53,278 - Well, that's extortion. 1304 01:16:53,279 --> 01:16:54,489 Let's pull 'em in. 1305 01:16:54,489 --> 01:16:56,779 - No, let them be for the minute while we work out 1306 01:16:56,784 --> 01:16:58,714 the connection with those two murders. 1307 01:16:58,712 --> 01:16:59,962 - Is there a connection? 1308 01:17:00,870 --> 01:17:04,350 I mean, Kingslake had money, he didn't need any loans. 1309 01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:06,143 And Monkberry wasn't a gambler. 1310 01:17:06,136 --> 01:17:08,706 Sir, we could still be looking for a local bad boy. 1311 01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:11,768 - Oh, I think there's got to be a connection, Jones. 1312 01:17:11,767 --> 01:17:15,177 Will Tunstall it was who delivered Derek Painter 1313 01:17:15,176 --> 01:17:18,896 into the delicate clutches of Eileen Fountain. 1314 01:17:18,899 --> 01:17:21,629 So let's go and ask him why the President 1315 01:17:21,631 --> 01:17:25,961 of Whiteoaks Golf Club touts for a loan shark. 1316 01:17:31,265 --> 01:17:32,125 Yeah. 1317 01:17:36,093 --> 01:17:37,893 - [Will] Have you got the money? 1318 01:17:37,887 --> 01:17:40,087 - I'll have the money by the end of the day. 1319 01:17:40,087 --> 01:17:41,517 - I've heard all that before. 1320 01:17:41,515 --> 01:17:43,965 - Well, I had the money six months ago. 1321 01:17:43,966 --> 01:17:45,396 Then you put the price up. 1322 01:17:45,404 --> 01:17:46,904 - Yes, because you took so long about it 1323 01:17:46,903 --> 01:17:47,773 and the market went up. 1324 01:17:47,771 --> 01:17:50,211 Now do you expect me to sell you an asset 1325 01:17:50,211 --> 01:17:52,291 at less than the market price? 1326 01:17:52,291 --> 01:17:54,681 - Dad, that policeman's here. 1327 01:17:56,531 --> 01:17:59,471 - Actually, this isn't terribly convenient. 1328 01:17:59,471 --> 01:18:01,141 - It'll only take a minute, Sir. 1329 01:18:04,830 --> 01:18:07,190 - I'm off to the club for a lesson, Dad. 1330 01:18:07,187 --> 01:18:08,057 - Who with? 1331 01:18:09,050 --> 01:18:12,040 - Don't get stressed, it's with Clyde, okay? 1332 01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:17,395 - I'd better be getting along. 1333 01:18:17,402 --> 01:18:20,122 - No, no, Mr. Crisp. 1334 01:18:20,116 --> 01:18:23,006 Stay where you are, I'd like you to hear this too. 1335 01:18:23,005 --> 01:18:26,105 - Have you caught the murderer, Inspector? 1336 01:18:26,112 --> 01:18:29,472 - No, this concerns Eileen Fountain. 1337 01:18:29,469 --> 01:18:32,049 It is alleged that she's been lending money 1338 01:18:32,048 --> 01:18:34,718 to members at Whiteoaks. 1339 01:18:34,716 --> 01:18:36,746 - Well, if Eileen wants to lend people 1340 01:18:36,747 --> 01:18:39,957 a few quid here and there, surely that's her business. 1341 01:18:39,959 --> 01:18:42,939 - Colin's been using force to extract repayments. 1342 01:18:42,941 --> 01:18:45,571 - Now did either of you know about this? 1343 01:18:45,569 --> 01:18:47,019 - Certainly not. 1344 01:18:47,018 --> 01:18:47,888 - Mr. Tunstall? 1345 01:18:48,822 --> 01:18:49,872 - No, of course not. 1346 01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:52,990 - Mr. Crisp, thank you. 1347 01:18:54,182 --> 01:18:57,372 We'd like to talk to Mr. Tunstall alone now, please. 1348 01:18:57,368 --> 01:19:01,168 - Er yes, well, I have a committee meeting to prepare for. 1349 01:19:02,221 --> 01:19:03,851 Gambling, Will. 1350 01:19:04,796 --> 01:19:07,296 That's what's brought us to this sorry state. 1351 01:19:08,863 --> 01:19:09,773 You and me both. 1352 01:19:10,844 --> 01:19:13,404 - Spare me the sermonising, Martin. 1353 01:19:13,399 --> 01:19:15,139 Oh and Martin. 1354 01:19:15,143 --> 01:19:16,533 - [Martin] What? 1355 01:19:22,001 --> 01:19:23,561 - [Jones] So you don't know anything about 1356 01:19:23,555 --> 01:19:25,115 Mrs. Fountain's money-lending? 1357 01:19:26,756 --> 01:19:28,316 - Am I missing something here? 1358 01:19:29,529 --> 01:19:30,919 Never mind Mrs. Fountain. 1359 01:19:30,916 --> 01:19:34,376 Two men have been murdered, two damn good friends of mine. 1360 01:19:34,378 --> 01:19:36,118 - [Jones] We have a witness who says you did. 1361 01:19:36,119 --> 01:19:38,189 In fact, he claims you recommended her. 1362 01:19:38,194 --> 01:19:40,324 Makes you an accomplice, Mr. Tunstall. 1363 01:19:40,321 --> 01:19:42,261 - That's outrageous. 1364 01:19:42,261 --> 01:19:45,021 You wait 'til my friend John Cotton hears about this. 1365 01:19:46,098 --> 01:19:48,868 - I'll be reporting it to the Chief Superintendent 1366 01:19:48,872 --> 01:19:52,212 later on today so it won't be a very long wait. 1367 01:19:52,206 --> 01:19:54,246 - Look, somewhere along the line, 1368 01:19:54,252 --> 01:19:57,112 someone got their wires crossed perhaps. 1369 01:19:57,995 --> 01:19:59,715 Perhaps I didn't fully take on board-- 1370 01:19:59,717 --> 01:20:00,647 - Mr. Tunstall, thank you very much. 1371 01:20:00,654 --> 01:20:02,334 That'll be all for the time being. 1372 01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:03,223 Get ahold of George Bullard. 1373 01:20:03,219 --> 01:20:05,139 I want to talk to him right away. 1374 01:20:05,141 --> 01:20:06,101 - But, Sir. 1375 01:20:20,710 --> 01:20:22,280 (crack) 1376 01:20:22,283 --> 01:20:23,153 Oi! 1377 01:20:25,050 --> 01:20:27,920 - (laughs) Sometimes I love this job. 1378 01:20:27,921 --> 01:20:30,211 Tom, I've had a bit of a breakthrough. 1379 01:20:30,205 --> 01:20:31,105 You know I was worried about 1380 01:20:31,112 --> 01:20:32,122 those blows to Kingslake's head? 1381 01:20:32,123 --> 01:20:34,283 - They were done with two different clubs. 1382 01:20:34,282 --> 01:20:36,632 - Yeah, that's right. 1383 01:20:36,628 --> 01:20:38,948 - Do you know what sort yet? 1384 01:20:38,953 --> 01:20:39,823 - Well, no. 1385 01:20:39,822 --> 01:20:40,692 There's something about the injuries 1386 01:20:40,690 --> 01:20:41,990 I'm still trying to work out. 1387 01:20:41,987 --> 01:20:44,577 - If I may humbly suggest, George. 1388 01:20:44,584 --> 01:20:46,154 Take a look at Monkberry here. 1389 01:20:47,284 --> 01:20:51,784 Six stab wounds to the right side of the abdomen. 1390 01:20:51,778 --> 01:20:55,848 George, six stab wounds to the right side. 1391 01:20:55,852 --> 01:20:58,722 - (laughs) Of course. 1392 01:20:58,723 --> 01:21:00,693 Oh damn, damn! 1393 01:21:02,466 --> 01:21:03,966 - I don't get it. 1394 01:21:03,968 --> 01:21:06,238 - The murderer was left-handed. 1395 01:21:06,241 --> 01:21:07,921 - And the first blow to Kingslake's head 1396 01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:09,660 was with a left-handed golf club. 1397 01:21:09,661 --> 01:21:12,961 - Which means the shade of the indentation was reversed 1398 01:21:12,956 --> 01:21:15,156 and that's what confused me. 1399 01:21:15,156 --> 01:21:16,796 - So we're looking for a left-handed golfer. 1400 01:21:16,802 --> 01:21:17,672 - Yeah. 1401 01:21:18,547 --> 01:21:20,027 - There can't be that many at Whiteoaks. 1402 01:21:20,025 --> 01:21:22,355 - Well, there is one that springs to mind. 1403 01:21:22,364 --> 01:21:23,784 - [Will] Oh, and Martin. 1404 01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:28,800 - Martin Crisp, he's a lefty. 1405 01:21:28,795 --> 01:21:29,655 - Crisp? 1406 01:21:29,663 --> 01:21:31,043 - Yeah, remember that impromptu lesson 1407 01:21:31,036 --> 01:21:32,996 you had on the 13th fairway? 1408 01:21:32,997 --> 01:21:35,907 - [Martin] See, it's my right arm but your left arm 1409 01:21:35,906 --> 01:21:37,606 should be completely straight. 1410 01:21:37,608 --> 01:21:38,668 See keep it up, straight as you can. 1411 01:21:39,768 --> 01:21:40,958 The reflection is in the wrist. 1412 01:21:40,956 --> 01:21:42,866 - See, we've been looking at the gambling 1413 01:21:42,871 --> 01:21:45,541 when we should have been looking at a house. 1414 01:21:45,540 --> 01:21:47,700 - The house Crisp's grandfather lost in a bet. 1415 01:21:47,701 --> 01:21:48,921 - Yeah, Pellings. 1416 01:21:48,919 --> 01:21:50,479 How much do you think that's worth now? 1417 01:21:50,483 --> 01:21:52,343 Two million, three million, more? 1418 01:21:52,339 --> 01:21:54,379 How does a hotel manager manage to raise 1419 01:21:54,383 --> 01:21:55,593 that kind of money? 1420 01:21:55,592 --> 01:21:56,882 - I don't know, but how does killing 1421 01:21:56,875 --> 01:21:58,675 Monkberry and Kingslake help? 1422 01:21:58,679 --> 01:22:00,759 - Well, they were part of the membership committee 1423 01:22:00,764 --> 01:22:02,234 along with Tully. 1424 01:22:02,234 --> 01:22:04,164 Do you remember the meetings the three of them had? 1425 01:22:04,163 --> 01:22:05,633 - They didn't like the fact that Crisp 1426 01:22:05,633 --> 01:22:07,653 was considering Claypole for membership. 1427 01:22:07,646 --> 01:22:09,376 So? 1428 01:22:09,381 --> 01:22:11,231 - I think Martin Crisp had someone much more 1429 01:22:11,233 --> 01:22:14,013 controversial lined up. 1430 01:22:14,006 --> 01:22:16,066 Someone the three of them wouldn't vote for 1431 01:22:16,071 --> 01:22:18,071 in a million years. 1432 01:22:20,763 --> 01:22:22,433 - So he gets rid of two of them. 1433 01:22:23,370 --> 01:22:24,450 That leaves Miles Tully. 1434 01:22:24,447 --> 01:22:27,147 And the committee meeting's today. 1435 01:22:27,145 --> 01:22:28,685 - We'd better find him. 1436 01:22:28,692 --> 01:22:29,632 Thank you, George. 1437 01:22:30,658 --> 01:22:31,758 - [George] My pleasure. 1438 01:22:42,389 --> 01:22:46,239 - Is everything in order, Mrs. Fountain? 1439 01:22:46,237 --> 01:22:47,757 - Oh yes, Mr. Crisp. 1440 01:22:47,759 --> 01:22:50,289 Everything is very much in order. 1441 01:22:50,293 --> 01:22:51,163 - Just the man. 1442 01:22:51,161 --> 01:22:52,221 - Martin, you wanted to see me? 1443 01:22:52,222 --> 01:22:56,752 - Yes I thought we might play a couple of holes together. 1444 01:22:56,745 --> 01:22:58,685 There's something I'd like your advice on. 1445 01:22:58,687 --> 01:23:01,377 - Well, of course, I'd be delighted. 1446 01:23:15,750 --> 01:23:17,860 - Thank you, Mrs. Tully. 1447 01:23:17,862 --> 01:23:18,732 Better get a move on. 1448 01:23:18,731 --> 01:23:21,071 He's gone to the club to have a drink with Crisp. 1449 01:23:22,658 --> 01:23:25,028 - So Crisp borrows money wherever he can, 1450 01:23:25,025 --> 01:23:27,885 he scrimps, he saves, and finally gets enough money 1451 01:23:27,893 --> 01:23:29,923 together to buy Pellings. 1452 01:23:29,916 --> 01:23:34,356 But then Tunstall raises the price again. 1453 01:23:34,358 --> 01:23:36,738 So there he is still wanting more cash 1454 01:23:36,743 --> 01:23:39,403 and who does he turn to? 1455 01:23:39,404 --> 01:23:40,694 - Eileen Fountain. 1456 01:23:40,687 --> 01:23:42,107 - Eileen Fountain. 1457 01:23:42,105 --> 01:23:44,345 But she wants something in return, doesn't she? 1458 01:23:44,347 --> 01:23:46,397 Membership for her beloved Darren. 1459 01:23:59,580 --> 01:24:04,790 - Becky, Becky wait a minute. 1460 01:24:05,459 --> 01:24:06,589 - What is it? 1461 01:24:07,557 --> 01:24:09,187 - I want to talk to you. 1462 01:24:09,189 --> 01:24:10,459 It's important. 1463 01:24:10,458 --> 01:24:12,658 - I'm late for a lesson with Clyde. 1464 01:24:12,656 --> 01:24:14,206 Dad'll kill me if I miss it. 1465 01:24:17,163 --> 01:24:18,263 - It won't take long. 1466 01:24:19,244 --> 01:24:20,114 Here. 1467 01:24:30,987 --> 01:24:33,287 I want to take you out tonight. 1468 01:24:33,292 --> 01:24:35,582 I'll have something to celebrate. 1469 01:24:35,575 --> 01:24:36,745 - I can't, Darren. 1470 01:24:37,744 --> 01:24:39,164 - Tomorrow night, then. 1471 01:24:39,162 --> 01:24:41,852 - Sorry darling, but no. 1472 01:24:52,412 --> 01:24:56,152 You're a sweet boy, Darren, you really are. 1473 01:24:57,073 --> 01:24:58,733 And we have fun. 1474 01:25:03,653 --> 01:25:06,103 I'm not going out with you, okay? 1475 01:25:10,221 --> 01:25:12,261 - I'm gonna be a member, Becky. 1476 01:25:13,753 --> 01:25:15,203 - What are you talking about? 1477 01:25:15,201 --> 01:25:17,191 - A full member, here at the club. 1478 01:25:18,099 --> 01:25:20,089 The committee's going to vote me in today. 1479 01:25:20,088 --> 01:25:21,598 - Even if that's true, 1480 01:25:22,779 --> 01:25:26,709 which I doubt very, very much, sweetheart, 1481 01:25:26,710 --> 01:25:28,330 it doesn't make any difference. 1482 01:25:29,519 --> 01:25:30,389 - Why not? 1483 01:25:31,859 --> 01:25:35,239 - Well you and me, darling, we're never gonna 1484 01:25:35,239 --> 01:25:39,969 be an item, are we, what with my Dad and everything. 1485 01:25:39,973 --> 01:25:44,053 But we can still see each other here at the club, 1486 01:25:44,050 --> 01:25:45,800 can't we, now and then? 1487 01:25:51,300 --> 01:25:53,990 (phone chirps) 1488 01:25:56,379 --> 01:25:57,919 - What is it, Colin? 1489 01:25:57,918 --> 01:25:59,818 - [Colin] Mum wants to see you in the cooler. 1490 01:25:59,816 --> 01:26:00,676 Now. 1491 01:26:12,180 --> 01:26:13,920 - Miles, I wanted a word about 1492 01:26:13,923 --> 01:26:15,743 the committee meeting this evening. 1493 01:26:15,738 --> 01:26:16,758 - What about it? 1494 01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:21,220 - Well I wanted to talk about the candidates for membership. 1495 01:26:21,222 --> 01:26:23,452 - You know we're not supposed to discuss that. 1496 01:26:23,454 --> 01:26:25,554 Secret ballot and so on. 1497 01:26:25,550 --> 01:26:28,830 - Yes, I know, but this is somewhat of an emergency. 1498 01:26:28,834 --> 01:26:29,894 I need your help. 1499 01:26:31,201 --> 01:26:34,841 - If this is about Harry Claypole, then I'm sorry, Martin. 1500 01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:36,870 I can't support him for membership. 1501 01:26:38,062 --> 01:26:39,682 - This isn't about Claypole. 1502 01:26:40,617 --> 01:26:43,777 You can blackball Claypole by all means. 1503 01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:46,870 I'm talking about Darren Fountain. 1504 01:26:48,030 --> 01:26:48,900 - Darren. 1505 01:26:50,085 --> 01:26:52,455 Darren Fountain, are you serious? 1506 01:26:52,462 --> 01:26:55,622 - Completely, everyone on the committee will approve him. 1507 01:26:55,621 --> 01:26:57,131 I was hoping you will as well. 1508 01:26:57,133 --> 01:27:00,223 - No way, Martin, absolutely no way. 1509 01:27:11,314 --> 01:27:15,754 - Oh dear, I seem to have pulled it into the rough. 1510 01:27:28,342 --> 01:27:30,772 - Ah, Darren, let me buy you a drink. 1511 01:27:30,771 --> 01:27:31,821 Big day today. 1512 01:27:31,817 --> 01:27:33,057 - Where's Mum? 1513 01:27:33,055 --> 01:27:34,635 - Well, she isn't here, sonnyjim. 1514 01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:35,670 Come on then, what'll it be? 1515 01:27:35,666 --> 01:27:36,866 This may be your last chance. 1516 01:27:36,871 --> 01:27:37,741 - No thanks, Harry. 1517 01:27:37,740 --> 01:27:39,470 I got a lot on my mind. 1518 01:27:39,467 --> 01:27:42,337 - You may not see me in here again after today. 1519 01:27:47,131 --> 01:27:49,131 (thud) 1520 01:27:53,479 --> 01:27:54,349 - Colin? 1521 01:27:55,421 --> 01:28:00,271 Colin open this door. 1522 01:28:00,270 --> 01:28:01,450 (knocking) 1523 01:28:01,453 --> 01:28:02,673 I'll tell Mum. 1524 01:28:04,241 --> 01:28:05,111 Colin! 1525 01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:20,760 - Oh, hello Becky. 1526 01:28:22,260 --> 01:28:23,430 - Oh, Clyde. 1527 01:28:24,481 --> 01:28:27,381 We're supposed to be having a lesson. 1528 01:28:27,380 --> 01:28:30,160 - Sorry, um, touch of food poisoning. 1529 01:28:32,406 --> 01:28:33,266 - Hello, Becky. 1530 01:28:38,172 --> 01:28:41,252 - I mean, for crying out loud, Martin. 1531 01:28:41,248 --> 01:28:42,118 Think about it. 1532 01:28:42,116 --> 01:28:45,956 Darren Fountain in the bar, as a member? 1533 01:28:45,961 --> 01:28:47,951 Ordering drinks from his mother? 1534 01:28:48,818 --> 01:28:50,488 - I'm sorry you see it that way. 1535 01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:55,780 I think mine went in over there. 1536 01:28:55,783 --> 01:28:57,403 Help me have a look, would you? 1537 01:28:58,922 --> 01:29:02,842 - I'm not a snob, absolutely not a snob. 1538 01:29:04,104 --> 01:29:05,764 But a place like Whiteoaks, 1539 01:29:05,762 --> 01:29:07,542 it's a delicate balance, isn't it? 1540 01:29:08,464 --> 01:29:10,914 And we have to preserve that balance, don't we? 1541 01:29:12,081 --> 01:29:12,951 Otherwise what's the point of it 1542 01:29:12,949 --> 01:29:14,899 being a club in the first place? 1543 01:29:14,896 --> 01:29:17,806 - We've been friends a long time, Miles. 1544 01:29:17,805 --> 01:29:21,875 This is very important to me, so I'm asking you as a favour. 1545 01:29:23,467 --> 01:29:26,807 - No can do, Martin, for Ed and Ally's sake. 1546 01:29:28,107 --> 01:29:29,877 Anyway, what's so important about 1547 01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:31,760 Darren Fountain becoming a member? 1548 01:29:33,435 --> 01:29:35,455 We'll never find it, Martin. 1549 01:29:35,458 --> 01:29:37,438 Might as well reload. 1550 01:29:37,439 --> 01:29:38,589 - Isn't that it there? 1551 01:29:41,117 --> 01:29:42,367 (yells) 1552 01:29:42,365 --> 01:29:43,225 (crack) 1553 01:29:43,234 --> 01:29:44,404 - Oh, oh, please don't hurt me! 1554 01:29:44,403 --> 01:29:45,553 Oh, oh! 1555 01:29:45,554 --> 01:29:46,974 - I just want my house back. 1556 01:29:46,965 --> 01:29:48,695 (Miles whimpering) 1557 01:29:48,699 --> 01:29:50,199 - Let it go, let it go. 1558 01:29:50,197 --> 01:29:52,717 (whimpering) 1559 01:29:57,699 --> 01:29:59,939 - Still think golf's a boring game, Sir? 1560 01:30:26,585 --> 01:30:27,445 Sir. 1561 01:30:32,995 --> 01:30:34,725 - Let's have a look. 1562 01:30:38,010 --> 01:30:39,050 That's blood, isn't it? 1563 01:30:39,054 --> 01:30:40,794 - Yep, look at this. 1564 01:30:45,248 --> 01:30:47,938 (phone chirps) 1565 01:30:48,990 --> 01:30:49,860 Jones. 1566 01:30:51,993 --> 01:30:54,453 Aha, right, okay. 1567 01:30:56,227 --> 01:30:58,647 There's a commotion up at the clubhouse. 1568 01:30:58,645 --> 01:31:00,205 Something about the Fountains. 1569 01:31:02,598 --> 01:31:05,158 - It's high time we rounded up the Fountains. 1570 01:31:06,915 --> 01:31:12,125 - [Policeman] Here, back you come. 1571 01:31:13,654 --> 01:31:14,524 Okay. 1572 01:31:18,504 --> 01:31:20,294 (chattering from inside) 1573 01:31:20,293 --> 01:31:21,333 - Come on, let's go. 1574 01:31:21,333 --> 01:31:22,203 C'mon! 1575 01:31:25,558 --> 01:31:28,708 - Darren, Darren, where's Colin? 1576 01:31:28,707 --> 01:31:29,577 - How would he know? 1577 01:31:29,576 --> 01:31:30,806 You don't have to say anything, Darren. 1578 01:31:30,813 --> 01:31:33,123 - I saw Colin leave about 10 minutes ago 1579 01:31:33,118 --> 01:31:35,868 with Becky Tunstall in the car. 1580 01:31:35,870 --> 01:31:36,740 - Becky? 1581 01:31:37,757 --> 01:31:39,197 Mum, he's gone to get the money. 1582 01:31:39,197 --> 01:31:40,997 - Darren, shut up this minute. 1583 01:31:41,001 --> 01:31:42,621 - Mrs. Fountain, would that be the money 1584 01:31:42,617 --> 01:31:45,447 you were planning to give to Martin Crisp? 1585 01:31:45,453 --> 01:31:47,603 - I don't know what you're talking about. 1586 01:31:47,601 --> 01:31:49,141 - Where is Mr. Crisp? 1587 01:31:49,144 --> 01:31:51,324 I hope these shenanigans won't unduly affect 1588 01:31:51,323 --> 01:31:52,353 the committee meeting. 1589 01:31:52,345 --> 01:31:54,135 - Mr. Claypole, what was that job 1590 01:31:54,137 --> 01:31:56,517 you did for Mrs. Fountain? 1591 01:31:56,516 --> 01:31:59,426 - New floor and drainage in the pigsty. 1592 01:31:59,425 --> 01:32:02,105 And you still owe me six hundred quid, Eileen. 1593 01:32:02,105 --> 01:32:03,495 - It was a bodge. 1594 01:32:03,499 --> 01:32:05,679 You're no better than a cowboy, Harry Claypole. 1595 01:32:05,681 --> 01:32:09,131 - Mrs. Fountain, why would a woman as careful as you 1596 01:32:09,133 --> 01:32:12,463 lavish money on a pigsty, I wonder? 1597 01:32:12,459 --> 01:32:15,659 - I don't know what you're driving at. 1598 01:32:17,062 --> 01:32:18,992 - You said Daddy was here. 1599 01:32:18,992 --> 01:32:21,632 - I've got something for you, Becky. 1600 01:32:21,629 --> 01:32:23,379 - Colin, you're hurting me. 1601 01:32:25,739 --> 01:32:28,429 (pig grunting) 1602 01:32:34,220 --> 01:32:35,090 Is it vicious? 1603 01:32:36,900 --> 01:32:39,060 - No, long as you don't move. 1604 01:32:45,745 --> 01:32:48,325 - Colin, you're starting to freak me out. 1605 01:32:49,663 --> 01:32:51,643 - Why do you like Darren more than me? 1606 01:32:52,749 --> 01:32:54,319 - Who said I did? 1607 01:32:54,317 --> 01:32:56,657 - You do though, don't you? 1608 01:32:58,046 --> 01:33:00,326 - You never talk to anyone. 1609 01:33:00,330 --> 01:33:03,090 Why should people like you if you don't talk to them? 1610 01:33:04,789 --> 01:33:06,509 And you are a bit scary, Colin. 1611 01:33:07,702 --> 01:33:10,312 You're scaring me now, I'm going. 1612 01:33:10,306 --> 01:33:15,516 - Oh, wait. 1613 01:33:17,195 --> 01:33:18,055 Look. 1614 01:33:33,369 --> 01:33:34,239 - God. 1615 01:33:35,537 --> 01:33:36,837 - It's for you. 1616 01:33:39,452 --> 01:33:41,042 - Me? 1617 01:33:41,037 --> 01:33:42,077 - So you'll like me. 1618 01:33:45,312 --> 01:33:49,492 - No Colin, that's not the way it works. 1619 01:33:49,494 --> 01:33:50,364 Now let me go. 1620 01:33:51,418 --> 01:33:52,308 - Wait! 1621 01:33:52,308 --> 01:33:56,998 (crash) (pig squeals) 1622 01:33:58,870 --> 01:34:01,590 - All right, it's all right, all right. 1623 01:34:01,585 --> 01:34:02,445 Come on, come on. 1624 01:34:02,453 --> 01:34:04,643 - [Jones] Hey you! 1625 01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:07,330 (pig grunting) 1626 01:34:18,825 --> 01:34:20,625 - So all the details were written 1627 01:34:20,629 --> 01:34:22,189 in Eileen Fountain's ledger. 1628 01:34:22,193 --> 01:34:24,843 - Yes, her bookkeeping was impeccable. 1629 01:34:24,841 --> 01:34:27,281 And apart from Tully, Kingslake and Monkberry, 1630 01:34:27,281 --> 01:34:30,581 everyone, every single man on that membership committee 1631 01:34:30,576 --> 01:34:32,296 was in hock to Eileen Fountain. 1632 01:34:32,297 --> 01:34:34,017 They would've voted for the pig if asked. 1633 01:34:34,017 --> 01:34:37,307 - What about the builder chap, Claypole? 1634 01:34:37,312 --> 01:34:39,692 - Oh, Martin Crisp introduced him to test the water, 1635 01:34:39,690 --> 01:34:40,560 see what the reaction would be. 1636 01:34:40,558 --> 01:34:42,838 And of course Kingslake and Monkberry, 1637 01:34:42,839 --> 01:34:44,789 they were outraged, so he knew 1638 01:34:44,788 --> 01:34:48,048 that Darren Fountain didn't stand a chance. 1639 01:34:48,052 --> 01:34:51,382 - So Crisp had to eliminate the opposition. 1640 01:34:51,378 --> 01:34:54,448 - Yeah, Crisp's office had french windows 1641 01:34:54,454 --> 01:34:57,054 opened onto the golf course and he kept a little buggy, 1642 01:34:57,051 --> 01:34:59,371 little golf buggy there all the time 1643 01:34:59,366 --> 01:35:02,416 so people would get used to him buzzing around in it. 1644 01:35:02,421 --> 01:35:06,161 So he hid the buggy, got into his tracksuit, 1645 01:35:06,164 --> 01:35:08,104 and waited by the periscope. 1646 01:35:08,103 --> 01:35:11,103 Now he was due to play a round of golf with Ed Monkberry. 1647 01:35:11,103 --> 01:35:12,473 Monkberry cancelled. 1648 01:35:12,472 --> 01:35:15,362 So he had to improvise with a knife. 1649 01:35:16,518 --> 01:35:19,298 - Do go and get changed, Tom, they'll be here any minute. 1650 01:35:19,302 --> 01:35:20,882 - There's plenty of time. 1651 01:35:20,877 --> 01:35:22,277 Oh God. 1652 01:35:22,284 --> 01:35:23,924 - What? 1653 01:35:23,923 --> 01:35:24,893 - I forgot my bat. 1654 01:35:24,891 --> 01:35:27,401 - You mean your racquet. 1655 01:35:27,404 --> 01:35:30,264 Don't worry, here it is. 1656 01:35:30,261 --> 01:35:31,541 - Oh thank you, Joyce. 1657 01:35:31,536 --> 01:35:33,466 What would I do without you? 1658 01:35:33,473 --> 01:35:34,983 - Not a lot. 1659 01:35:34,984 --> 01:35:36,574 Oh, here they are. 1660 01:35:36,569 --> 01:35:40,619 - You two are cruising for a bruising today. 1661 01:35:40,615 --> 01:35:42,495 - Yep, we're going to run you ragged. 1662 01:35:42,502 --> 01:35:43,542 Hey, better get changed, Tom. 1663 01:35:43,535 --> 01:35:44,435 We're on in five minutes. 1664 01:35:44,442 --> 01:35:46,152 - Absolutely. 1665 01:35:46,146 --> 01:35:47,066 Oh! 1666 01:35:47,069 --> 01:35:48,419 - Are you all right? 1667 01:35:48,415 --> 01:35:49,885 - Yeah, fine, no. 1668 01:35:51,505 --> 01:35:54,155 I think I tweaked my hamstring arresting Martin Crisp. 1669 01:35:54,160 --> 01:35:55,720 - Run it off, that's the thing. 1670 01:35:55,724 --> 01:35:57,554 - Yes, get on court and run it off. 1671 01:35:58,967 --> 01:35:59,837 - Right. 1672 01:36:03,850 --> 01:36:07,760 You three, you can start, without me, please. 1673 01:36:09,589 --> 01:36:10,459 Ooh!